Age of Calamity Group Chats!

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*Lightning_Urbosa joined the chat*

*Link_is_Link joined the chat*

*Mipha joined the chat*

*Ravioli joined the chat*

Ravioli: I swear Link if u don't change my name back, I will find out where u live and hunt u down. I will destroy u

Link_is_Link: you already know where I live?

Lightning_Urbosa: cyber-bullying isn't cool Revali

Ravioli: What—

Mipha: If you harm Link I will be extremely upset

Ravioli: Ok link? I have a proposal 

Lightning_Urbosa: Revali, i didn't know u r gay!

Ravioli: I am not gay

Lightning_Urbosa: No, seriously. U don't need to be ashamed. I'm glad you've finally felt safe to tell us this 👌

Ravioli: I AM NOT GAY. I LIKE WOMEN. 

Link_is_Link: what is it ravioli?

Ravioli: 😡 ... if you change my name to something better, I'll tell you this juicy bit I've got about Purah and Robbie

*Zelda joined the chat*

Zelda: what is going on?

Link_is_Link: hi zelda! 👋

Zelda: hi? 👋

*Link_is_Link changed Ravioli to Rito_Champion*

Rito_Champion: much better. Now ...

Lightning_Urbosa: Why am I suddenly scared?

Zelda: what is happening?

Rito_Champion: I caught Robbie and Purah making out

Zelda: YOU'RE KIDDING

Rito_Champion: I speak truth

*Wise_One has joined the chat*

Wise_One: what is going on?

Zelda: OMG IMPA BACKREAD A BIT NOW

Wise_One: .... By the Goddess—

Rito_Champion: ur welcome ☺️ 

Wise_One: we can't let them see this! Why did we say this in the main gc?

Rito_Champion: ooh...didn't think that through...

Lightning_Urbosa: *sigh* 

Link_is_Link: kick them from chat?

Mipha: wouldn't that make them more suspicious?

Link_is_Link: oooh good point

Mipha: speaking of, how did your talk with the King go?

Link_is_Link: he just warned me if I ever break her heart, he will see to it that I suffer personally

Zelda: ...

Wise_One: as cute as that is, focus. They get off work in ten

Rito_Champion: the answer is glaringly simple. We delete the group chat, make a new one. If they ask, say we were trying to change settings and accidentally deleted it

Mipha: are you sure—

Wise_One: DO IT. DO IT NOW

Rito_Champion: consider it done. I'll go make a new chat.