Age of Calamity Group Chats!

Busted

Master_Revali: I SAW WHAT YOU TWO DID TODAY

Mighty_Daruk: ? 

Master_Revali: I SAW IT! YOURE IN TROUBLE

Mipha: anyone have any clue what he is talking about?

Lightning_Urbosa: Nope

Top_Banana: not a clue!

Master_Revali: I'm talking about Link and Zelda

Link_is_Link: ???

Zelda: oh no

The_King: what happened

Master_Revali: I found them kissing in the gardens

Link_is_Link: ...

The_King: Zelda...

Zelda: uhm, bye!

*Zelda is offline*

The_King: Link, you will be dealt with shortly

*The_King is offline*

Link_is_Link: ...

*Link_is_Link changed Master_Revali to Smol_Rito_Bird*

Smol_Rito_Bird: EXCUSE ME?!

Lightning_Urbosa: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Smol_Rito_Bird: ARE YOU CALLING ME SMALL?!?!?!

Link_is_Link: yes

Master_Banana: this is funny

Smol_Rito_Bird: I'll show you Kohga, for saying that

*Smol_Rito_Bird changed Master_Banana to SOOGA_IS_DEAD_HOORAY*

SOOGA_IS_DEAD_HOORAY: How DARE you!

Lightning_Urbosa: okay, that's just mean

Smol_Rito_Bird: would you like to be renamed to KOT again?

Lightning_Urbosa: no

Smol_Rito_Bird: then shut the cuss up.

Mighty_Daruk: Shouldn't we be worrying about Zelda and Link?

Smol_Rito_Bird: I don't care. They can get in trouble all they want. I WANT MY NAME BACK

Link_is_Link: your stupidity. Snitches get stitches.

*Link_is_Link is offline*

Smol_Rito_Bird: FIX MY NAME!!!