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Jared Filiente
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Lalaine:
alam mo ba napaisip ako
baka may meaning ang pagiwan ng letter k sa condo ko

Jared:
Why?

Lalaine:
kasi baka letter k talaga ang soulmate ko

Jared:
I thought I'm your soulmate.

Lalaine:
ikaw nga

Jared:
Then why did you thought of that? There's no letter K on my name.

Lalaine:
mayroon 😡
kared filiente

Jared:
What the fuck? 😭

Lalaine:
AYAW MO NUN PINIPILIT KO TALAGA NA LAHAT NG STRINGS AT PANGYAYARI AY SANGKOP SA ATING SOULMATE LOVE STORY

Jared:
I'm sorry but Kared sounds so dumb. 😭

Lalaine:
kung kared pangalan mo ikaw na ang lalaking version ng karen

Jared:
Si Kared na asawa ni Khalid.

Lalaine:
tapos anak niyo si dj khaled

Jared:
Si Kared na OA kasi naca-kared away sa emosyon.

Lalaine:
corny mo ah

Jared:
Did I say something about you being corny 100% of the time?

Lalaine:
wala at dapat lang
ako lang dapat maging corny sating dalawa

Jared:
I want to be corny too!

Lalaine:
para same tayo? 🥺

Jared:
No. Para hindi ka malungkot na ikaw lang mag-isa. It's not too embarrassing also.

Lalaine:
MINUS POINTS 😡

Jared:
YOU DON'T LIKE THAT WE'RE ON IN THIS TOGETHER. 😡

Lalaine:
sige plus .5 kasi it's the thought that counts 🙄

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lalaine g. @gglalaine
may sense of humor... baka gusto mo ng marriage kared? HSJSJ

jared @ejfiliente
I Kared for you so much.
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@jeored replied to @ejfiliente
wrong spelling ka ata idol

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