Sonic Twitter Takeovers x Reader

Takeover #2

Eggman: "Hello Twitter! I'm back~! Doctor Eggman is here. Did you miss me?"

Sonic: *enters* "Not so fast Eggman!"

Eggman: "What?! When did you get here, you little blue rodent?"

Sonic: "Dude you can't just takeover my Twitter all by yourself. If your gonna have a party at least invite me. It was my birthday yesterday."

Eggman: "And it was my birthday too! But nobody remembers poor old Eggman. 'Oh no! Look how great Sonic is! 25 years blah blah blah'!"

Sonic: *sighs* "Alright fine, fine. Let's do this together then."

Y/n: *standing to the side* "Wow, I'm feeling a little left out here."

Eggman: "Aw great, you too?!"

Sonic: "Y/n?! What are you doing here?"

Y/n: "I'm here to answer questions with you guys, whether you want me to or not."

Eggman: "Well we don't."

Y/n: "Too bad!"

Sonic: "I don't mind. The more the merrier, right?"

Y/n: "Exactly!"

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-@Assassinscreed

Eggman: "Dear Assassins Creed, hello! It's me, Dr. Eggman. I found something that belongs to you!"

Ezio: "What is this place? Where am I? What are these odd glowing gemstones?"

Y/n: "..." *tosses away the chaos emeralds* "Nothing."

Eggman: "That's right, it's him! Enzio, or Ezio, or however you say it."

Ezio: "No, no. My name is Ezio-"

Eggman: "That's nice, nice. Anyway, if you want to see him in your world again, send pictures of kittens our way as soon as possible. Or we're keeping him! Thanks."

Y/n: "No we're not."

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-@XavierWoodsPhD

Eggman: "Dear XavierWoods, you owe me for that time machine you found. Don't think I didn't notice!"

Y/n: "Time machine?"

Sonic: "It was just a refrigerator box."

Eggman: "Quiet you! It was a prototype!"

Sonic: "Wait, isn't that the guy that ate three hot peppers?"

Y/n: "Wow, that's impressive!"

Eggman: "I doubt he could do more than three anyway because he seems...booty."

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-@sega

Sonic: "Ah, what's this? Oh! It's a question from Sega!"

Eggman: "Oh, you mean your Agent. I'm not sure I would open that if I were you."

Y/n: "I got it! 'Do you guys hang out a lot or are you actually frenemies?' Yeah, how does your twos dynamic work?"

Eggman: "Oh that's preposterous! We're enemies! Mortal enemies! Oh, hey Sonic, you want any of the leftover chili dogs by the way? I'm grabbing one from the fridge."

Sonic: "Oh yeah sure man. Thanks! Oh, and uh, yes yeah. Total mortal enemies."

Y/n: "Uh huh. Sure. Hey, get one for me too!"

Sonic: *hands you one and takes a bit out of his* "Mm! That's really good!"

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-@waterwraith2

Eggman: "@waterwraith2 asks, will you be my date to the prom?"