Sonic Twitter Takeovers x Reader

Takeover #3

Shadow: "Hello Twitter. It's me, Shadow. I need your help. For almost 14 years now I've been looking for this fourth chaos emerald. But finally, I'm about to-"

Y/n: "Don't you mean you've been looking for that *bleep* fourth chaos emerald?"

Shadow: "What the-Y/n? When did you get here?"

Y/n: "Been here the whole-time buddy."

Eggman: "Hello Y/n. Shadow? Shadow! You made it this time too?"

Shadow: "Eggman? You too? Hold on, the invitation didn't-"

Sonic: "Oh wow, look who it is. I didn't realize we were letting edgelords into these things now. Well, all good. How ya been man?"

Y/n: "Did you seriously just say edgelord?"

Sonic: "Yes."

Shadow: "Sonic is here too?! No. You know what? I'm done with this. I'm leaving!"

Eggman: "No, no, no, no! Shadow, hang out with us for a day. It'll be fun! Just you and Y/n and me and... almost 4 million people on Twitter. Oh, and also Sonic, but forget about him."

Sonic: "Yeah. Listen, check it out. People send us questions here on Twitter and we respond. It'll be fun! I mean, unless you concede my responses will be better than yours of course."

Shadow: "What?! Don't look down on me just because I haven't had my own video game in a while Sonic!"

Y/n: "Calm down Shadow. Trust us, you'll have lots of fun!"

Shadow: "Fine. I accept. I'll show you the true ultimate power of a Twitter takeover."

Eggman: "Alright! That settles it. You heard him everyone! Welcome to our third Twitter takeover."

Sonic: "Yeah! Just ask us your questions and you might get an answer from all of us!"

Shadow: "I could handle this solo but, I'll allow you three to accompany me this time. Just until I find that emerald."

Y/n: "Uh huh, sure."

Eggman: "Ooh! Hey guys! The donuts are here! The gold ring shaped ones!"

Y/n: "Sweet! wait aren't most donuts shaped like that though?"

Sonic: "Noice! That's our cue. Tweet to you soon, and let the questions begin!"

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-@superscourge300

Sonic: "Superscourge300 asks, 'Hey Shad,' Shad? What is that your hipster nickname? 'Since you're the leading authority on chaos control, could you explain how the science behind the technique works?'"

Eggman: "Yeah Shad. I want to know that too. How does it work?"

Y/n: "Yes, please inform us, Shad."

Shadow: "It's simple. Hold chaos emerald, shout chaos control, go fast."

Eggman: "That's it? That wasn't sciency at all."

Shadow: "I don't have to explain myself to you or anyone doctor. I'm done here. Next question!"

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-@Segahardlight

Sonic: "Oh uh, it looks like we have a question here from Segaardlight?"

Shadow: "Oh, aren't those the people that made Sonic Dash?"

Y/n: "Yeah, they are!"

Eggman: "Let's see what it says. 'Dear Son-uh, dear Eggman, you're the best. What do you think about Sonic Forces Speed Battle arriving on iOS?'"