New Plan!

Minnie!!

"Minnieeeeee!!"

Dumbledore called out as he ran through the teacher's dormitory. Reaching Minerva's room and throwing her door wide open.

BAM!

Minerva let out a shriek. Dropping everything in her hands. Spilling ink all over her work papers. The witch shouted, with much frustration, "Albus! Stop doing that!".

Dumbledore plopped down on her bed. "Aw, but Minerva you won't believe what happened today!"

"If it's about Potter and Snape I don't want to hear it." She casted a quick cleaning spell and went back to work. Of course, doing all the paperwork as always.

"So there I was!" The great wizard started, ignoring the sounds of complaints from Minerva. "Minding my own business- Hey! Don't give me that look!"

"I was minding my own business when who do I see but Jamie poo and sevy baby going at it again! I'm telling ya, it looked pretty intense and sexual!" Albus flailed his arms as he continued, raising his eyebrows along. Minerva scoffed,

"Please Albus nothing is going to happen between those two." She turned her head back down and continued to work. "...probably", she mumbled.

"Who spends their waking hours obsessing and using all their time to hangout with their worst enemy?! Unless they have feelings for them! Say whatever you wish, but I know with just a little nudge, those two will see the light!"

"Yes, yes, yes. But I'm telling you, nothing is going to happen!" Minerva cried, tired of Albus's antics and rants. "We'll see about that!!" Dumbledore got off of McGonagall's bed and stomped as he left.

Shouting, "I'll make my otp sail!!!"

Merlin that man could be so stubborn!

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Alright, so, yeah, perfect, exactly, of course. Yeah I have no plan. Even though Albus said he would get those two hormonal teenagers together, he had no idea on how he would accomplish it.

That's when it hit Albus, literally! A book went flying past him, nearly knocking his hat off.

Albus ran as fast as he could with the power of lust for drama. He could practically smell it!

I smell... I smell... sexual tension and my otp!

Albus ran into the library with books flying everywhere. How to love a man, How to ruin your ex crush's life, How to write a fanfic based off your lifetime crush. All these amazing books almost knocked him down unless he didn't cast a barrier spell.

Hexes and spells were being shot by both James and Severus. Both aiming for the glory of death, but both still missing and instead shooting whatever their magic could carry.

Madam Pince screamed at the boys, saving as many books as she could.

"You damn maggot!" Severus screamed at James, sending desks to fall onto him because books were too important to sacrifice. James nearly missed them just in time, exclaiming as the furniture almost ended his life.

James casted an incarcerous spell, binding Severus's legs together. Pulling the poor teen to the floor with a pound.

"Can't wait to fall for me now can you?" James sent a wink and teasing smirk to the Slytherin. Disgusting Severus but making Dumbledore's shipping heart go wild along with the readers.

Severus used his magic to hit Potter with the books. Making him grunt in pain and his glasses to break. "In your dreams Potter!"

"Then I can't wait to see you tonight."

AHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE SEXUAL TENSION!!! I CAN'T!! Is what the lovely headmaster and readers thought as they read that particular line. And of course they must be thinking, how amazing they're writer is for coming with this at school during science class.  (●⌒∇⌒●)