New Plan!

Oh Come On!

"Oh come on Minerva!"

"No! Honestly, what were you thinking!?"

Albus had just told Minerva of yesterday's "incident". Of course, Minnie was against the entire thing. Now Albus was on his knees, begging Minerva to let him go through with this detention. "Please, please, please, please, PLEASE!"

The ancient bearded baby was practically pulling on the unfortunate cat's dress. Witches can't catch a break in these times, huh?

"But why? What would you send Potter to fetch at Hogsmeade for anyway?"

"Well, you know stuff... and school supplies! Aren't you always complaining about how we've been needing new supplies!"

"Well, I suppose so..."

"Perfect! I'll send Potter right away!" Dumbledore said, getting up off the floor and racing to open the door. Quickly mumbling the only thing half of us want for a birthday. "Now I can get my new shipment of bl manga!"

"I heard that!" Shouted Minnie as he ran away once more.

"Just take me now Merlin," Minnie said stressfully. Running this school was no easy task, especially trying to keep its staff from going to jail.

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What to do, what to do! Thought Madam as she paced around the forbidden section. Dumbledore was bound to find some way to get Severus and James together, he always has something planned! Doesn't he see that Lily would be the perfect match for the half-blood?

What can I do to stop this madness? "Madam Pince, hello, are you in here?" Lily!

"I'm in here!" Pincy called back with a sing-song voice, already scheming away. "Professor, I heard that headmaster Dumbledore was sending Severus to accompany Potter on his detention, is this true?"

Yeah, um, okay, no hi no nothing. It's not like I wanted to say hi to you either. "Yes, it's very much true." "But why!?

Fuck you Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore! Thought Lily as pincy told her what Dumbledore said. So you see fellow readers, Lily quite literally hates every single staff member because of their idiotic news to stop James from bullying, especially Albus.

(Minus Madam, of course, bless her low-paying, minimum wage, librarian soul.)

"But there is something you could do..." Madam Pince said slyly to puss in boots. Trying so hard not to reveal to her, her incredibly smart plan to stop Albus. "Why don't you accompany Severus to make sure Potter doesn't make any moves? And you know, stop them from killing each other."

Madam Pince just waived off the last part and somehow Lily didn't notice but still ultimately agreed with her. And so she ran off to find Severus.

"Mwhahaha AHAHAHA!!" the witch continued to evil laugh until she was interrupted by some random rude student. "Can I please get some help to check out?"

So rude. Honestly, the audacity 🙄

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You guys are gonna love this. Came up with it during my questioning of life session.

"Well, well, aren't you dressed very nicely for once?" James told Severus looking him up and down. Nodding approvingly, the Slytherin looked at him in distaste.

"OHMYGOSH James stop creeping him out! You're even creeping me out!" Dumbledore told himself as he looked at them through his binoculars. Watching them closely from a nearby bar in Hogsmeade with a disguise. "Wait- who is that?! No, no, no, NO! You stay away from them you wannabe Ariel!"

Lily had come up from behind Severus and flipped James off. While James was overly flirting with her and ignoring her insults. And Dumbledore was throwing insults at Lily through the window, naturally, the other patrons avoided Albus and made sure to keep their distance. Because he was creeping them out.

"Honestly, how does Albus think that Severus would ever fall in love with someone like James!?" A voice came from the table next to Albus's.

"Excuse y- Pincy!?" Albus practically screamed once he saw Madam gulping down a large breakfast at the same time with binoculars in her hand. "Albus!?

"What are you doing here?" Both asked in unison.

Oh great, they found another of their kind... yippee. Thought the other patrons in the bar, not overjoyed at the thought of these two regulars being here at the same time. Especially the poor, overworked, bartender.