New Plan!

Move Out Of My Way!

"Move out of my way! I can't see with your big dumb pointy hat blocking my view!" Madam Pince shouted at the fabulously dressed Dumbledore. Trying to see around him because of their lifetime ban from the bar they were at.

According to the bartender, "they were too loud and needed to start paying their tabs". Whatever that means.

"Well I'll have you know madam, this dumb hat has more style than you ever will! And I got it at diagon alley for 75% off 'cause it was in the clearance section." Albus grinned smugly and chuckled at his smart savings.

Madam Pince scoffed and rolled her eyes at him.

"If you're broke just say so."

"Now y- Shut up!" Pincy put her hand over his mouth and pulled them both to the ground, just then the 3 hormonal teenagers walked past them. With all of them carrying some sort of supplies from the list. But it seemed like James was carrying more than the other two.
Books, to be exact.

"Mhpmm!" My bl manga! I can finally finish dangerous convenience! (Which your dear author desperately needs to catch up on). Dumbledore licked Pince's hand, running to chase the three, giving her the finger.

Tripping right after.

"Hahaha! I can't believe you fell!" Madam Pince shouted back at him as she ran after the children herself. Her snily heart not waiting any longer.

Time to watch these kids from a bush with binoculars, totally not creepy at all! She thought, turning the corner to find a po-po looking right at her.

"Excuse me miss, but I'm gonna need you to come with me, and your bright friend back there too."

"Oh poo..."

"GUN IT PINCY!!!"

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"Those fools! What were they thinking!" Minnie shouted to herself on her way to Hogsmeade.

"Getting busted by the cops all because of their crazy betting!!"

Potter, Evans, and Snape all came into her office to give her the supplies when Lily and James both casually just mentioned that Dumbledore and Madam Pince were running away from a cop. Severus looked just as stunned as McGonagall, thinking they were just pulling a prank.

"We saw them when we were debating whether RM from BTS is daddy material or not!" James announced as if such a question should be asked when he obviously is!

"Okay, so they're not joking..." Severus looked back to McGonagall with wide eyes. Both facially channeling when you think your pet just pooped on your mum's bed.

Minnie walked on a war path, she could smell the stench of drama lust, and evilness in the air. And there the two hooligans were, Albus was dramatically
wailing and calling out for her while Pince was acting as if she didn't know this crazy man.

"Excuse me, officer- Oh." Minerva turned red and almost fainted.

She couldn't believe her eyes, the lady before her was so beautiful. It felt as if her heart was about to beat out of her chest.

That she completely forgot how embarrassing it was to be caught with these two crazies!!

"MINNIEEEEEE MOO!!!" The two cried out.

Noooo!! Please don't laugh at me you beautiful goddess!! Minerva internally cried, raged, screamed, and fell in love all at the same time.

"I assume these two troublemakers are yours, ma'am?" The woman raised her brow, making Minerva even redder and the fact that she called her ma'am!! Cause your awesome author also finds that very attractive (￣¬￣). If you can do that you're officially my type.

"Yes, terribly sorry for all the trouble they've caused! I'm very embarrassed for the faculty of Hogwarts to be caught like this!" McGonagall quickly gave a small bow, while the two maniacs in the back gave each other. The look!

"Don't be embarrassed, I'm happy that I was able to meet a cute woman such as yourself." She gave a small wink to Minerva, flashing her a smile.

Oh, Merlin! Take me now! And I knew I still had game! Minerva internally screamed.

"Perhaps you would like to continue this conversation ou-"

"AHEM!" Both the headmaster that has a serious gambling problem and the villainous librarian exclaimed.

"Sorry but she's already occupied with doing my job!" Dumbledore told the woman, frowning at her.

"And she's far too busy to be bothered with other things than us! So we'll just be on our way!" Madam Pince gave a small wave as she pushed a confused McGonagall. Dropping her smile once she turned around.

"And next time when you decide to lock someone up, make sure it's not the greatest wizard of all time!" Albus side-eyed the cop, running after the two.

The mystery woman glared as the three teachers went out of sight. This isn't over!