*taps mic* Is this thing on? *deafens the crowd, permanently damaging their hearing* Well, what do you know? It is on! How marvelous. Right?
Today isn't about the microphone though. Today is about Ez *clap clap*
SO GO WISH THEM HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR ELSE NO. MORE. BAGELS. * when this is literally ez's birthday party* oh, yeah *awkward laughter* ofcourse you guys already did that-
I told Ez a couple days go that he'd receive a mYsTerIoUs envelope with a rainbow stamp on it. In that envelope would be a certificate, as they are my honorary, favorite Virgo.
If I know you and you're too a Virgo, go get in line. Ain't no one taking that number one spot if it's not Ez.
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sO MyStErIoUs ✨
I don't know if I even got the address thing right. Is that how it goes? Not your actual address, but I mean the format. IF IT'S NOT . . . SORRY 😭
At least I got the rainbow stamp right 🙃
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I believe everything happens for a reason. I might've lost a friend a bit before, but because of you, I gained one. It's like you came at the right timing.
You helped me realize, that out there, there are so many other cool people like you, that I haven't yet met. Instead of staying stuck in the past, I was able to live life at the moment.
2022 hasn't been too great for me, and August was so bleh, but the one good thing that came out of it, was meeting you.
I already told you this, but I'll say it again anyways. Every life is important and today we celebrate your existence! You've made an impact in your loved one's lives. I don't think we'd want to even imagine for a second of life without you in it! What would we do without you ( my pathetic attempt of referencing Owen's more recent hn chapters )
I'm certain this will be your best birthday yet, so don't you dream impossible things! This new age you're turning is only getting started! It's like a new chapter in your life, which is exciting. Don't you think? Or is that just me? *crickets*
OKAY, NOW BLOW THE CANDLES !!
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Wait, this cake has no candles. Um, WRONG ONE SABRINA.
