"MOM! I DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED TO SHREK!" y/n shouted, slamming her ass on the floor not wanting to marry this crusty musty prince Duke thing. "But you have to darling, it's for our city, wonderpuss gago society!" Y/n's mother cried, aesthetically.
"FINE!" y/n stormed off while being high on that juicy shrek ass. "My lady, are you ready to meet the shitass Duke of the north?" Y/n's personal knight, Pussy and boots.
"Yeah. I'm just..you know. Nervous." Y/n smiled nervously, fidgeting or smth her aesthetic half teletubby fingerpuss.
"it's alright my lady, if the Duke of the shitass Duke of the North hurts you, I will make sure I will slice up his juicy ass off."
"Thank you, Pussy and boots."
Y/n and pussy and boots left the Wonderpuss Castle and looked sad. But she had to force a very crusty musty smile.
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The Cursed Series (A Shrek X Reader)
Randomy/n a Princess of your mom empire, was forced to marry shrek, the Duke prince smth of the north. One day, they started falling for each other. note: y/n is a half teletubby, half wolf, half vampire, half asshole. this is satire btw <3333 I was actua...
