"Duke Shrek, I think we need to find another bride for us to use."
Donkey suggested, who for some reason stopped smiling and making eye contact with Shrek.
"Hmm...your right Donkey. But she seems very interesting, keep her for a while, let's see how this doll can act.
Duke Shrek clapped hands and Donkey ammediantly gave him his monthly mountain dew to prevent Shrek from going into alpha omega beta shit and also going feral.
AT THE WONDERPUSS SOCIETY
"sooo....how was the meet up with Duke Shrek, Sweetheart?"
Y/n's mom asked, smiling, not knowing that her daughter literally almost got vecna'd.
"I-it was okay! He was nice...very.....nice...yeah."
y/n lied, nervously scratching the back of her crusty musty neck.
"What's up, Pussy and Boots? You seem sad today?"
One of the Wonderpuss knights said, the gingerbread man.
"Leave him be, ginger, he's in his Emo era because Princess Y/n Prolly ignored him."
Once again, one of the Wonderpuss knight said, the wolf.
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The Cursed Series (A Shrek X Reader)
Acaky/n a Princess of your mom empire, was forced to marry shrek, the Duke prince smth of the north. One day, they started falling for each other. note: y/n is a half teletubby, half wolf, half vampire, half asshole. this is satire btw <3333 I was actua...
