ASSTHETIC FLASHBACK OF DONKEY
"Donkey," Shrek crossed his arms. "Yes, Duke Shrek?" Donkey smiled, cleaning the plates.
"I want you to kill Pussy and Boots."
The sudden comment of Shrek made Donkey have a mini panic attack.
But he has to follow his orders, he is his right-hand-man, after all.
"And, what's the reason of that Duke Shrek?"
Donkey asked, grinning.
"He's preventing me from having a contract with the Queen."Shrek said. Donkey loved Pussy and Boots, ever since Donkey used to be part of the Wonderpuss Knights Headquarters.
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"Key stop! Your ruining the cake for Miss Y/n's 13th Birthday!"
"I know, I know, I'm just having fun y'know....say, why are you making a cake for Lady Y/n?"
"Because I like her."
"Oh."
Donkey was heartbrocken.
He hid the chocolate in his pocket, the chocolate that he was about to give to Pussy And Boots for Valentines day.
He gathered all the courage to confess to him.
Only to end up with an unrequited love era.
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"Donkey are you listening?"
"Donkey?"
Shrek snapped his hands and Donkey ammediantly snapped out of his flashback.
"Kill him when everyone in the Wonderpuss Society is Asleep," Shrek said.
"Yes, Duke Shrek." Donkey bowed and went outside the Castle at night, to kill His first love, Pussy and Boots.
"You know.....I always loved you, but you loved Lady Y/n instead,"
"Pffft. I know,"
"Goodnight handsome,"
"Goodnight to you too,"
Donkey stabs pussy and boots.
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The Cursed Series (A Shrek X Reader)
Casualey/n a Princess of your mom empire, was forced to marry shrek, the Duke prince smth of the north. One day, they started falling for each other. note: y/n is a half teletubby, half wolf, half vampire, half asshole. this is satire btw <3333 I was actua...