Donkey knocked on Y/ns room.
"Yes Donkey, is something wrong?"
Y/n sweetly smiled.
"No, no, Duke Shrek just wanted to give this to you,"
Donkey gave y/n heart earrings. Mf can't u give y/n smth else my god....
"I see that you used the earrings I gave you, Dear," Shrek said. "Yeah! It looks pretty."
Y/n smiled innocently.
Y/n left Shrek's crusty musty office and decided to take a stroll outside the castle and buy some shit.
Donkey patted her back and implanted a tracking shit magic stuff to find her if she doesn't come back in time.
"Princess Y/n!"
Gingerbread appeared.
"Pussy and Boots! He's-" before Gingerbread could continue, he was interrupted by none other than Donkey.
"My, my, a marites one, aren't you?" Donkey held princess y/ns hip.
"Donkey, is something wrong?"
Y/n asked.
"No, no, we have to go home now! Look at the time." Donkey glared at Gingerbread.
Gingerbread knew he was a big red flag.
He knew.
He was the one who killed Pussy and Boots.
But nobody would believe him.
He was just a normal knight at the wonderpuss society.
"Tch."
"Something wrong ginger?"
"No, I'm just worried for princess y/n."
"She'll be fine! She has Duke Shrek you know!"
Shihoes assthetic note: marites means in filipino is like where a group of women or people basically gossip on random shit they find interesting.
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The Cursed Series (A Shrek X Reader)
De Todoy/n a Princess of your mom empire, was forced to marry shrek, the Duke prince smth of the north. One day, they started falling for each other. note: y/n is a half teletubby, half wolf, half vampire, half asshole. this is satire btw <3333 I was actua...
