"Sweetheart. Why are you back in the Empire, aren't you supposed to be with Duke Shrek-"
"No mom, we broke up."
"What?" Y/ns mom couldn't believe it. Because, if Her Daughter broke up with Shrek, her curse would be back again. She'd have to experience that trauma. Poor thing.
"And why, did you broke up?"
"He got intrest in Snow White and decided to break up with me for some reason, but meh, I don't really care." Y/n shrugged and went to her bedroom.
Her mom had enough. She had enough of her daughter, being nice, innocent, freely doing what she wants and doing what she always wanted to do when she was a child.
She was abt to become La Signora.
Gingerbread called Y/n since they went to buy to idk buy some goodies for some reason. Before Y/ns mom committed La Signora and hired somebody to bury her body for her, she wrote to her daughter that she she always envied one last time,
"Dear Y/n
Mom is going on a vacation, you'll be in
Charge....for a while. Gingerbread will be
Your personal knight now. Do not come
And look for me. I will be back soon, I'll
Miss you Sweetheart, please make sure
Eat well and sleep early.-------Mother"
That is the lamest later I've ever heard in my entire existence. Y/ns mom finally committed La Signora, while the letter was delivered to Y/ns room. The guy who Y/ns mom hired buried her body, and putted a wilted rose on top of the grave, just like Pussy and Boot's grave.
"Pfffffft....I'm not a good mother to you."
That is he shittiest last words I've ever heard.
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The Cursed Series (A Shrek X Reader)
Sonstigesy/n a Princess of your mom empire, was forced to marry shrek, the Duke prince smth of the north. One day, they started falling for each other. note: y/n is a half teletubby, half wolf, half vampire, half asshole. this is satire btw <3333 I was actua...