This used to be a Rengoku oneshot book, well, basically. BUT NOW ITS NOT!! ITS CALLED FUCKING DEMON SLAYER ONESHOTS BABY!! Anyways on to the story.
Y/N sighed as she broke into the butterfly mansion, what did she do to deserve this? "Kocho-san!" "Over here!" She walked into the experiment room with Shinobu working on some kind of potion. "Kocho-san, how are you?" "I'm good, just made a potion...and i'm going to try it on Tomioka-san.." She said, grinning evilly. "Well I'm here to deliv-"
"Oh! Sorry Y/N-san!" Y/N looked down to see a pink liquid spilt on her kimono. "Luckily it isn't the one that I just made, it attracts demons.... But Y/N-san, you do smell good today~ Ara ara~ What flower did you use to scent yourself today?" "I- Kocho-san! I didnt use any a-and your too close for my liking!" She said, backing off. "Hmmm, lies." Shinobu said, smiling greatly. "Bu-" Shinobu was cut off by Y/N running out of the house. "Y/N-san! Come back!!" Shinobu yelled, basically begging.
Y/N ran from the butterfly mansion. 'huh, weird' she thought to herself. "OI YOU EARTH BR-" Sanemi was cut off by a sweet and intoxicating scent flowing into his nose. "Oi oi, that's the most horrible scent ever! But I 'guess' I gotta keep it safe from everyone." Sanemi said, picking you up bridal style and beginning to run.
"Ah! Sane-" Rengoku was cut from the same scent Sanemi and Shinobu had inhaled. "Hey! Y/N-chan! You are looking amazing today!" Rengoku blurted, piggy-backing you. "Ah Kyojuro! I've got to deliver a m-" "Not so fast with everyone trying to kidnap you!" Rengoku laughed mischievously while placing you on his shoulders.
"Hey! Rengoku it is very un-flameboyant to hold very flameboyant Y/N like that!" Uzui screeched. "Now now, what were you going to say?" Uzui said, having you rest over his shoulder. "I have got to deliver a message!" She screamed. "Alrighty, now go along and have a flameboyant day!" Uzui said, placing you safely on the ground.
"NOTTTT SOOO F-FAST!!" Misturi screamed while picking you up. "Y/N-N-CHAN!! WOULD YOU LIKE MOCHI? HERE!!" Mitsuri asked but shoved it in your hands. "Thanks Mitsuri-chan, but I really need to deliver a message!" "O-OK!!!!"
Mitsuri was busy fangirling that she didn't know she bumped into a tree. Y/N flew into the tree and almost fell out but was caught by some arms. "Oooou! Kaburamaru!" Y/N cooed to the snake. 'Wait....' She realised if Kaburamaru is there then....- She felt a presence on her neck. "Y/N, you surely are smelling fabulous today." Obanai boldly said. "O-oh ok th-" "But," Obanai continued, grabbing you and holding you, your face in his chest. "We should hide here from the others." He calmly said, brushing your hair.
Giyu then grabbed you from Obanai's arms and ran away with you. "Oyakatama-sama said that you needed you deliver a message. But it seems as now I know why you need help." Giyu said, inhaling your scent the previous hashiras have smelt. "Yes, it all started with Kocho-san! She spilt a liquid on me now everyone has a crush on me!!" "Hmm, even I do, Y/N-san." Giyu said. You took this chance to admire his features. Wow, he looked kinda h-
Your thoughts were interrupted by another person picking you up. "Mu-Muichiro! What are you doing?!" You asked. "Uhhh, I actually dont remember....." Muichiro remembers exactly why. You were the love of his dreams. And everyone had a chance to grab you so why wouldn't he?
"OOF!" "Namu Amida Batsu.... I pray that I do not give in to this scent." Gyomei gently picked you up and placed you back down. Everyone soon caught up. "EVERYONE CALM DOWN!! WE'RE HAVING A MEETING!!" Y/N screeched. "Ok, but thats not as important as what I'm about to tell you." Obanai said. Kaburamaru slithered onto you and affectionately rubbed his head against yours. "AHEM! You mean us!" Rengoku yelled. "Y—Y-Y-Y-YESSS!!" Mitsuri squealed. "Well," Uzui chimed in. "We all love you Y/N!" Shinobu continued. "Yeah." Giyu said. "Ah, pure love. My children." "Oyakatama-sama!" Everyone bowed down. "It's good to see you in good health, sir." Sanemi said. "It's alright, pure love and affection is better than checking in on my health." Oyakatama-sama chuckled. Everyone giggled as they held Y/N tightly. "So what do you say...?" Muichiro impatiently said. "I accept!" Y/N firmly said. The hashiras squealed in excitement as they showered Y/N with hugs and kisses.
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General FictionTURN BACK BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS BOOK IS SO CRINGE 😭😭 started ; 27 oct 2021 ended ; 23 jun 2023 ♡︎ when you ask me who it is i cant choose them all because they simply love me.
