Bitch, dab!
Tanjiro : "Look at my dad!"
Tanjuro : "BITCH DAB!"
Inosuke : "Look at my dad!"
Douma : "BITCH DAB!"
Zenitsu : "Look at my dad!"
Zenitsu : "Bit...- WAHHHHHHH!!!"
I found you
Muzan : "Dont you feel like somethings wrong, Kokushibo?"
Kokushibo : "Yes, master."
Door : *KABOOM*
Muzan : "Oh fu-"
Yoriichi : "I have found you fucking bastard. Now you shall perish."
Kokushibo : "Master!-"
Yoriichi : "Brother! What a coincidence!"
Ultimate Quiz
Rengoku : *Stares intensely at Obanai*
Mitsuri : "Obanai, meet my mentor!"
Obanai : *Waves*
Rengoku : "Whats her favourite colour?"
Obanai : "Gr-"
Rengoku : "Why does she eat alot?"
Mitsuri : "Hey!- Personal.."
Obanai : "I love her just the way she is-"
Rengoku : "What shampoo does she use when she showers?"
Obanai : "I actually dont-"
Rengoku : " Whats that snake for?"
Obanai : "BITCH THATS-"
Rengoku : "How strong is she?"
Obanai : "VERY-"
Rengoku : "Do you like her?"
Obanai : "Ye-"
Rengoku : "HAVE you forgotten?"
Obanai : "What?"
Rengoku : "ITS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY!"
Obanai : "Oh.."
Mitsuri : "KYAAAA! Thank you so much Rengoku-san!"
Dope jump off
Giyu : "I'm going to jump!"
Shinobu : "Do a flip!!"
Giyu : *Does legit front and back flips and cool other moves*
Tanjiro : *Comes with a blanket*
Tanjiro : "I've got you fam."
Nezuko : "Hmmmph!"
Why not be a flashy god
Uzui : "I am a god!"
Y/N : "Of what?"
Uzui : "Flameboyantness!"
Y/N : *Sighs and facepalms*
Y/N : "And you did this....for what?"
Uzui : "Why not?"
Y/N : "But...WHY?"
Uzui : "Why not?"
YOU ARE READING
𝐊𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒 ✔︎
General FictionTURN BACK BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS BOOK IS SO CRINGE 😭😭 started ; 27 oct 2021 ended ; 23 jun 2023 ♡︎ when you ask me who it is i cant choose them all because they simply love me.
