My Human + Oneshots

Few things.

(2093 words)

You slowly woke up, feeling quite sticky and uncomfortable. It was quite warm in the room you were in- atleast, that's what you thought due to the sweat pooling at the back of your neck. Gross.

After that initial thought you slowly pulled yourself up into a sitting position, wincing at the uncomfort in your head and on your back. Why was-

"Hm.. looks like your finally up-" The stench of ciggerette smoke filled your senses for a moment before you got a bit use to it. Ew. Fuckin' disgusting.

(If any of you like that smell get the fuck ou-/j)

You turned your head to face the rather tall brunette, who was mid puff of the lonely cigarette.

"Who the he-... Wilbur." You audibly groaned, you didn't want to be here. You mainly just didn't wanna deal with some of the people here- the main reason would just be because of the fact that the people in L'manburg are rather chaotic and go up against the worst trio-fucking-ever to exist.

"You know me? Wow.. that was something unexpected-" Wilbur said as he put the cigarette out.

"No shit I know you. I've ignored you and your stupid land for the longest time!"

Wilbur let out a small 'growl' of annoyance.

"So your that type of person huh? Loves the Dream team but hates us?" He sounded rather condescending while speaking.

You hesitated for a moment, before bursting into laughter. Which made Wilbur back-track for a moment.

"What's so funny?.."

"You really think I like that bunch of assholes?.. Really? Fucking- Smiles, Colorblind, and Fire-hazard fuckers?" You said, showing your annoyance with a smile on your face as you slowly stood up.

"Oh. I umh-"

You full on pushed past him to get out of whatever fucking room you were in that smelled mainly like smoke, but also a bit like potions? Maybe not like.. 'medical potions' but something- a little less professional.

"Hey! What's your name?"

"F/N BASTARD!" (F/N = Fake Name)

And then you were outta there, and when you came out of the room you found out it was actually a van. 'Looks like a fuckin kidnapper van..' You ignored your thoughts while looking around, noticing and seeing all the buildings you could see, it looked... L'manburg looked.. Nice.

No, no. You can't be thinking that. If you grow an attachment you'll only get fucked ove-

"Hello there?" A rather deep voice suddenly snapped your out of your thoughts, causing you to flinch- before turning to look at the also quite tall.. male?

'Damn. That's not scary at all-' you thought while looking into pure white eyes.

"Oh umh.. hi..?"

"I'm Eret, what's your name?" They sounded rather calm even though they were in-front of someone in their land that they didn't even know.

"I'm.. Y-.. F/N."

The taller of the two- (I'm sorry if you are taller then our queen my guys) stared at you for a small moment, an eyebrow raising slightly. Before they spoke-

"Alright then.. I guess I'll see you around?" Eret still bored their eyes into your skull, making it a bit hard to focus and stay calm while looking at him.

...would they see you again? No. Did you lie? Absolutely.

"Yea I guess-.. umh.. have a great day."

"You Too F/N!" Eret walked away rather quickly to the area that you think they came from, that was.. a little confusing. But you can't judge can you? Eh.