Bigmaninnit: GUYSSSSSSS
Bigmaninnit: GUYS
Bigmaninnit: GUYS BOTH OF YOU PLEASE
Bigmaninnit: I SWEAR TO LITERAL FUCK
Bigmaninnit: RESPOND OR ILL STAB SOMEONE
Ranboo: Tommy please why
Beeboy: TOMMMY CHLIL
Bigmaninnit: HELP
Bigmaninnit:GUYSHELP
Beeboy: TOMMY DO I NEEDD STBA
Beeboy: I WLL STAB
Bigmaninnit: HONESTLY MAYBE
Beeboy: STABB TIMEMM MTIME FSOR STAB YESTB
Bigmaninnit: WELL OKAY I WONT BE IN SCHOOL TODAY
Ranboo: Are you okay???
Bigmaninnit: n O
Beeboy: ARE YOU KINDNPPD??!???!?!?
Bigmaninnit: KINDA BUT BY PHIL
Beeboy: OH HELLLLLLLLLLLL NAHH
Ranboo: Im lost
Ranboo: Who’s Phil???????
Bigmaninnit: Regrettably, my sperm donor- aka, father dearest
Beeboy: WE HATE HIM
Beeboy: I hate piLl, all my homeies hate Phil
Bigmaninnit: YEAH WELL I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IM GOING TO THE FUCKING AIRPORT???
Ranboo: H U H
Beeboy: ARE YOU BEIN SHIPHED????
Beeboy: SMGUGLED?
Bigmaninnit: PROBABLY DUDE
Bigmaninnit: I LITERALLY HAVENT SEEN THIS MAN FOR W E E K S AND NOW HES TAKIN ME OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THE DAY AND IM GOING TO A FUCKIN AIRPORT????
Ranboo: L
Bigmaninnit: Ranboob i will literally slide a credit card through the slit of your dick like a papercut
Ranboo: WHATHTEHFUCK
Beeboy: BAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Beeboy: Okay but like fr thats fckin weirdBigmaninnit: I KNOW
Bigmaninnit: IF I DONT RESPOND IN A HALF HOUR
Bigmaninnit: ASSUME IM DEAD
Bigmaninnit: REVENGE ME BOYS
Bigmaninnit: The biggest man ever is in f ea r
Bigmaninnit: Im frightened like a little kitten in a storm
Ranboo: I believe you mean avenge, not revenge
Bigmaninnit:SHUT THE FUCK UP RANBOOB
Beeboy: Do you think youre seeing family??? Like pickkin some1 up?
Bigmaninnit:Tubbo stfu dont even joke bout that
Ranboo: Wait why would that be bad??
Ranboo: I have the suspicion im missing out on something
Bigmaninnit:No
Beeboy: Yes
Bigmaninnit: Tubbo i will punt you
Bigmaninnit:Holyfuck we’re pulling up guys guys save me
Bigmaninnit:Ill do whatever
Bigmaninnit: ill eat a lemon
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