Chapter 44: I'll Put Rat Poison In Your Nose

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By the time they arrived in front of the house Midoriya had already had both his life and after life flash before his eyes at least 7 times, and he has decided to at least try to die again before seeing his mother. Just in case it's possible to get away from her. Even heaven would welcome him netter than his mother, and at this point he's surprised God himself hasn't come down to Earth just to kill him off. Again.

Aizawa parked the car and everyone started filing out, exept Midoriya. He planned on just staying there the whole time and hoping no one noticed, but of course nothing ever goes his way. Hagakure stood with her hand on top of the car door looking at him expectedly. Midoriyas back shook  a little when he turned toward her.

"Look, I don't want to see your mom anymore than you do unless you count shoving rat poison up her nose or playing pool with her eyes 'wanting to see her', but we've got to go in. We'll not really, you can kind of just do whatever you want, but I really don't want to meet your mom without you there. That's a little too 'Stacy's Mom' for me, and your mom is definitely not as hot as that Milf, so let's go." Hagakure reached her hand into the car, waiting for him yo grab it. When he did, she pulled him out and they stood beside each other for a moment.

"I knew I should have snorted those coffee beans. How else am I supposed to deal with this?" Midoriya said with a sigh.

"Why the hell would you snort coffee beans? I just don't understand what is wrong with you." Aizawa rubbed his temple as if just the sight of a child physically pained him, which it did.

"You of all people can't tell me that you've never tried or thought about trying it. You basically inhale coffee like it wronged your bloodline and this is its punishment," Midoriya said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Why am I the one that has to deal with you?" He said, wanted to be literally anywhere that is not by this child.

"Do you want me to be funny and annoying, or do you want me to continuously cry and make you uncomfortable for the rest of your pathetic mortal days." Midoriya replied, with a straight face. The thought of a crying child made Aizawa shiver in fear.

"Whatever, let's go. She's waiting for us." Aizawa said as he started walking towards the front door. Nezu popped out of his scarf with the same evil smirk he always had. Everyone started to follow behind him, though Kaminari and Hagkaure had to drag Midoriya.

Ho got to the front porch and rang the doorbell. They waited a minute before a woman opened the door. She looked a lot like her son, for obvious reasons.

"Hello, are you Inko Midoriya?" Nezu asked.

"Yes. Your the one that called me earlier. You said you wanted to talk to me about my son?" She replied.

"Correct. May we come in?" He asked politely. She eyed them skeptically for a moment before hesitantly opening the door and moving out of the way. They all fined into the living room, taking a seat. Midoriya and Hagakure took a seat last so they didn't get sat on.

"Please remind me of your names again?" Inko looked around at the people in her living room.

"I'm Nezu, the principal of U.A. This is Aizawa, the teacher of class 1A. That is Tsukauchi, a detective. Kamnari and Hagakure are students at U.A.-" He said pointing to everyone one by one, until he got to the 'empy' space right next to Hagakure.

"-and that right there is your son, Izuku Midoriya." He said with an evil grin.

"My fucking what?" Inko said, hesitant and shy demeanor completely gone. Now her eyes had an icy pierce and her face was stone cold. She just went blank.

"Yes ma'am, that right there is your son!" He grinned even wider, the smile not matching his soulless eyes. Midoriya started slowly unzipping his backpack, not trusting where is was going.

"My sons dead. I don't know what the purpose of you being here is, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave." She said blandly, with only a small hint of hatred.

"Oh my dear mother, is that any way to treat your most beloved son?" Izuku mocked. He made himself visible for his mother, relishing in the look of pure horror that came over her face. It almost made him laugh.

"That's not my son. I saw his body. I went to the funeral. He is dead." She spat out.

"I don't care who any of you are. I don't care if you're my son or not. I demand all of you leave my house this instant." She stood up and went over to the old house phone.

"Now. Or I'll call the police." She threatened. Nezus smile had dropped and Aizawa looked at the woman with confusion. Tsukauchi looked as if he was analyzing something. Kamianari and Hagakure already knew she was a bad person, but seeing it in person made them hate her even more, which they didn't know was possible until that moment.  Midoriya just stood up and smiled, hugging his backpack to his stomach.

"Welp, you heard the lady! Let's go!" He said happily, while the others tried to protest.

"Nope! No buts, let's go!" He winked at Hagakure and Kaminari. They immediately knew he had something planned, because when does he not?

"Yeah, come on. I don't want to look at her anymore." Kaminari said opening the door and holding it open for his teachers to leave.

"Fine. At least bow we know why your son didn't want to see you. Evil witch, Aizaw said, mumbling the last pat under his breath. He stood up and Nezu hopped into his scarf, giving the woman a glare. They walked out the door and went to the car.

"I think the suicide of Izuku Midoriya needs to be looked into a little better. Maybe the officers in charge should've checked the home life a little better." Tsukauchi almost threatened as he got up, sent the woman a disgusted look, and left through the door.

"Okay, well I guess it's time to go," Midroiya said, as he pushed Hagakure and Kaminari out the door. He stood at the doorframe for a moment, grinning at the woman who was still holding the phone and stareing at him.

"Oh but before I go, I got you a little present. For our brief reunion or whatever." He held the zipper to his backpack as it shifted slightly.

"What-" She started, but wad interrupted but Izuku fully unzipping the bag and shaking it out. Once everything was out he ran through the door and shut it. He scooted a potted plant infront of it so it would be harder to open and ran for the car.

He opened the door and all but jumped in as a shill scream rang out through the neighborhood. He slammed the door shut.

"Go!" He yelled at Aizawa, who was driving, as he laughed and looked through the window. Aizawa followed his orders, but look in the front mirror at Midoriya.

"What did you do?" He questioned as they sped away.

"I heard she liked the beach, and everyone knows that if your going to the beach you shouldn't leave you food unattended. You might attract birds that way. I guess she didn't remember that. Crazy." He shrugged.

Hagakure and Kaminari were silent for a minute before they burst out laughing. The adults seemed a bit confused, so they decided to help out a bit.

"Did you let seagulls loose in her house?"

"I let seagulls loose in her house."

AN: Hi you beautiful losers! I hope you guys had a wonderful day or are going to have a wonderful day! I'm glad this chapter was a little longer. I think I'm going to finish this book soon. I was going to maybe add the villans and sports festival and stuff, but this has run on for a long time. I'm going to be starting a new book soon, so stay tuned for that ig. I'm just kinda busy and keep giving myself more responsibilities like an idiot, but whatever. Anyways, I hope you guys have a great day or night or whatever! =>

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