Midoriya had done a lot of concerning things, to say the least. He was planning to do a lot worse, but that's not the point. The point is, Midoriya was never scared to do any of these things.
He was dead, so death obvious was nothing for him to fear. He wasn't scared of embarrassing himself, because again, dead. Dead people don't care much for mortal, well, anything. They aren't mortal, therefore mortal matters, such as embarrassment, don't affect them.
Being dead solved so many of his problems, but there were still some things even death can't fix. Like his irrational fear of principals. He wouldn't call it irrational, but Hagakure sure did.
"So you're telling me you can jump off a building, piss off all the teachers in this school, and shoot a nerf bullet up Bakugos nose, but you can't go to the principals office without some form of ungodly weapon?" Hagakure asked, hand on her hip while she gave him an unbelieving expression. Midoriya decided to be visible more while around them, so they could see him rolling his eyes.
"Yup, that's exactly what I'm saying. I've never had very good experiences with principals, so at this point, it's almost be a crime to not bring a chainsaw," he said, shrugging casually.
"No chainsaw."
"Fuck this."
"It's still a no." She rolled her eyes.
"If you don't let me bring it I'll start quoting shows you haven't watched," he threatened.
"No! You know I hate when you guys do that!" She said, remembering the ungodly amount of Office quotes her friends say to each other daily.
"But Toru, 'The night is dark and full of terrors'," he said, smirking at Kaminari.
"And you know that 'Winter is comming', don't you?" Their blond friend say, laughing at Hagkures annoyed expression.
"Oh my God, stop it! I don't even know tmwhat that's from!" She pouted. Kaminari and Midoriya smirked at each other.
"You know nothing, Jon Snow," they both said in unison. Hagakure groaned in frustration.
"Midoriya, go to you're stupid meeting with the principal, I need to find out where all that stuffs from." She waved her hand behind her as she left.
"Ugh fine, my dearest of mothers," he said, sarcasm in his voice as he rolled his eyes. Hagakure flipped him off and he snickered.
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Midoriya arrived at the principals office, backpack on his back. He wasn't allowed to bring a chainsaw, but she sidnt mention anything else. It was more of a 'just in case' thing, but if it happens it happens.
He knocked on the door, like the respectable gentleman he is, and got a chipper 'come in' in response. He walked in to find a little mouse, bear, dog, rat, cat, chimera, thingy. He made sure he wasn't going to be visible for this meeting, still not trusting any sort of principal.
"Why hello there, Midoriya! I hear you're our resident ghost! Come, take a seat, would you like some tea?" He said, pointing to a seat and then to a cupboard, presumably full of different kinds of tea.
"'Resident ghost' makes it sound like this is the only place I haunt, which reminds me of something for later. But, yes I would love some tea," he said sitting down, keeping is backpack unzipped and in front of him, just in case.
"This isn't the only place? I'd love to hear more about that later, but for now, which type of tea would you like? I have green, black, earl grey, dandelion, licorice, camomile- actually why don't you just show me, I have far to many to name right now and our time is precious. Besides, I plan on having an assembly about all the different types of teas and which ones are best for what," the chimera rambled on.
Midoriya stood up and walked over to the cupboard. He took out a box of green tea bags and handed a single bag to nezu before putting the box back again.
"Ah green tea! A simple but lovely choice." He put the water in the kettle to boil.
"Green tea helps with many things! It help with weight loss, blood sugar regulation, and metabolism! It help prevent disease and can keep your skin and liver healthy as well! What a helpful tea!" He rambled excitedly. The kettle beeped, signaling that the water was done. He put the water in a mug with the tea bag and covered it with a mini plate to let it steep.
"Now onto the real business. I want to make you a deal. You answer one of my questions, and I'll answer one of yours, sound good?" The principal questioned.
"Alright, sounds fun," Midoriya said, smiling.
AN: Hiya you beautiful losers! I'm sorry this is short, it's kinda a filler, but like kinda important? Ish? Anyways, my last chapter was over 2000 words and my computer on said it was 1500 >:[. I'm changing it, cause that was my first 2000 word chapter, I think. Anyways, I love GOT lol. I'm rewatching it so I felt like adding references. Oh also! The next chapter is the 40th chapter of this book! I'm surprised I had the attention span for that lol. I'm still open to suggestions and stuff, so feel free to do that if you'd like! Mkay, I'm don't rambling. Have a great day or night or whatever! :>
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