Mitsuri Kanroji

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Modern AU

x Fem Reader

F/c = Favourite/colour

F/n = Fake/name

Obanai and Mitsuri are not in love in this

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MITSURI

What are we doing here? This doesn't seem like the type of place you'd like.

OBANAI

(His name auto-corrected to Obama)

My sister is working here tonight. You said you wanted to meet her.

[Mitsuri nodded and they walked into the club. She looked around, noticing the lights were a dim F/c, and there were mostly girls. They find a seat, quite close to the stage. Obanai goes to get them both drinks, as the lights start to dim]

PERSON

Finally, for tonight's last show, our special guest, F/n!

[The curtains rise up, showing the silhouette of a woman]

I can't believe we're finally alone
I can't believe I almost went home
What are the chances?
Everyone's dancing, and he's not with you

[Mitsuri stared at the dancing figure in awe, a blush starting to form on her cheeks. She glanced away for a moment to find her friend, but he was at the bar, waiting for their drinks to be done]

The universe must have divined this
What am I gonna do?
Not grab your wrist?

[The stage lights brightened as the music got louder, and Mitsuri moved her attention back to the stage, only to see the silhouette was now visible. The woman was wearing an F/c suit/dress, and a mask that covered everything but her eyes to match]

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit
I could be a better boyfriend

[The girls cheered with heavy blushes, but Mitsuri blurred out their voices, focusing on the one looking into her eyes]

I don't need to tell you twice
All the ways he can't suffice
If I could give you some advice
I would leave with me tonight

[The woman starts walking towards the front of the stage, blowing a kiss that made Mitsuri's heart beat faster]

The universe must have divined this
Mmm, Mmm
Ladies first, baby, I insist

[Obanai finally returned with the drinks and sat next to Mitsuri, noticing the love-struck look in her eyes. He rolls his eyes, that look was in every girl's eyes whenever his sister sang]

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit

[The crowd watched as the woman walks down the stage, making her way behind a few people. A few girls reach out to her, so she kisses the back of their hands]

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could be a better boyfriend
I never would have left you alone
Here on your own
Glued to your phone
Never would have left you alone
For someone else to take you home

[She makes it to Mitsuri, leaning down next to her]

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit

[She takes a flower from the table, lightly presses her lips to a petal and places it behind Mitsuri's ear, enjoying the crimson covering her face]

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman

[Mitsuri slightly leans in, but the woman backs away, smirking at her, and goes to the back of the stage, posing as she did at the start of the song]

Plus all my clothes would fit~

[The curtain falls, hiding her from the people in the club]

MITSURI

Woah...

OBANAI

[Sighing] Trust me, that's everyone's first reaction. [Standing up, picking up his drink] Come on.

MITSURI

Huh? Why?

OBANAI

You want to meet her properly, right?

[She nods enthusiastically, picking up her drink and following him. He leads them backstage, the security letting him in immediately. Obanai knocks on a door that had a star with 'F/n' written on it]

Y/N

Come in! [They enter] Welcome back, little brother.

OBANAI

We're twins, you're not that much older than me, Y/n.

Y/N

Still older. Oh, you brought a friend? [She walks up to Mitsuri] She's quite cute, why haven't you introduced us before?

OBANAI

If I did, she would have fainted by now, plus you were out of town when I met her.

[Y/n smiles and holds her hand out to Mitsuri, who shakily takes it, and pulls her closer, wrapping her arm around her waist. She places a piece of paper, with her number on it, in her hand]

Y/N

Now you have my number, call me whenever you want, Princess.

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I still can't flirt for shit

But I'm too lazy to change it

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