Remi has made a groupchat with John, Blyke, Isen, Seraphina, Arlo, and Elaine.
Remi has named the groupchat Last Ditch Effort.
Remi: Hi!
John: Wut. da. hell. is. this. bullsh*t.
John: wtf y can't i swaer
Remi: I censored the swearing and locked the groupchat, so don't try anything.
Remi: *Ahem* Arlo, John
Remi: And no "swaering", John.
John: well ther go my plans for the afternooon
John: also stfu
John: ....wait i agree w/ the groupchat name
Arlo: Ew, don't group him with me.
Arlo: Remi, change the settings.
Remi: No.
Arlo: I order you as King.
Seraphina changed Seraphina's name to Sera.
Sera: ooooooh
Isen: damn he pulled the King card
Blyke: oop-
Remi: I'm Queen. Nope.
Arlo: ......
Arlo: Please?
Remi: No, we're all gonna learn how to get along.
Blyke: isen and I already get along
Isen: if ya know wut I mean 😉
Blyke: bros before hoes
Sera: wtf isen you crackhead
Isen: 😉😉😉😉
John: exuce me whil i swallow my vomit
Arlo: The only vomiting around here is from your atrocious spelling.
Sera: oof
Isen: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn daniel!
Blyke: rip john
John: asslo i swear to god i will beat you to a pulp
John has changed Arlo's name to Asslo.
Asslo: ......
Asslo: so you can only spell death threats correctly?
Sera: ouch
Isen: ooooh kinky john
John: ur next, isen
Isen: Yes daddy
Blyke: wtf ur cheating????
Isen: nooooooooo bby i'm sorry he's learned how to use hairgel
Remi: 🤣
Remi: This is great, you guys.
Sera: *sniff* our boi is finally growing up
John: shut up sera
Blyke: double rip john
John: wait no sera i take it back
Sera: too late, imma throw you out your dorm window
Isen: wth sera that's 3 stories off the ground
Sera: exactly 😈
John: sera please i take it back
Sera: nah loseeeeeeeeer
John: i'll buy u boba!
Sera: fine
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We're All High, Except For Arlo
AzioneCraziness, chaos and anarchy. Arlo's hierarchy is in ruins, and he's bawling his eyes out over a tub of chocolate ice cream, watching My Little Pony. Image credit to Google and various artists. Also, credit to uru-chan!!!!