Remi Has Done The Unthinkable

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Remi has made a groupchat with John, Blyke, Isen, Seraphina, Arlo, and Elaine.

Remi has named the groupchat Last Ditch Effort.

Remi: Hi!

John: Wut. da. hell. is. this. bullsh*t.

John: wtf y can't i swaer

Remi: I censored the swearing and locked the groupchat, so don't try anything.

Remi: *Ahem* Arlo, John

Remi: And no "swaering", John.

John: well ther go my plans for the afternooon

John: also stfu

John: ....wait i agree w/ the groupchat name

Arlo: Ew, don't group him with me.

Arlo: Remi, change the settings.

Remi: No.

Arlo: I order you as King.

Seraphina changed Seraphina's name to Sera.

Sera: ooooooh

Isen: damn he pulled the King card

Blyke: oop-

Remi: I'm Queen. Nope.

Arlo: ......

Arlo: Please?

Remi: No, we're all gonna learn how to get along.

Blyke: isen and I already get along

Isen: if ya know wut I mean 😉

Blyke: bros before hoes

Sera: wtf isen you crackhead

Isen: 😉😉😉😉

John: exuce me whil i swallow my vomit

Arlo: The only vomiting around here is from your atrocious spelling.

Sera: oof

Isen: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn daniel!

Blyke: rip john

John: asslo i swear to god i will beat you to a pulp

John has changed Arlo's name to Asslo.

Asslo: ......

Asslo: so you can only spell death threats correctly?

Sera: ouch

Isen: ooooh kinky john

John: ur next, isen

Isen: Yes daddy

Blyke: wtf ur cheating????

Isen: nooooooooo bby i'm sorry he's learned how to use hairgel

Remi: 🤣

Remi: This is great, you guys.

Sera: *sniff* our boi is finally growing up

John: shut up sera

Blyke: double rip john

John: wait no sera i take it back

Sera: too late, imma throw you out your dorm window

Isen: wth sera that's 3 stories off the ground

Sera: exactly 😈

John: sera please i take it back

Sera: nah loseeeeeeeeer

John: i'll buy u boba!

Sera: fine

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