Genesis watched with amusement as his two powerful colonists burned down a nearby pirate settlement. Oh and also, Piper was a cannibal and he was having her butcher some pirates and feeding the meat to the prisoners they captured. He also had his other colonist, Natsu, burn the tainted clothing and rotten corpses of both fellow colonists, enemy corpses, and animals.
Yukio had joined Hitori in watching Gen's game. "Are all games this weird?" Yukio asked
"No... This one is a 'special' kind of weird." Genesis said. And as soon as he said that, he got an alert that his colonist, Natsu specifically, was going on an alcohol binge because he ate human meat for some reason.
"Why would you eat human meat you idiot? I thought I forbid tha– Oh we don't have any other food, that's why..." Genesis said. "Butcher up some of the squirrels and harvest some corn. Make some lavish meals outta them."
Koda fainted once he heard about the squirrels being butchered
"Sorry Koda." Genesis apologized. "Why can't I make lav– Oh right... My shit's been stolen... Do I seriously have no food left except for human meat and squirrel meat?"
Lyla summoned some smelling salts to wake the petting hero. "It's ok, Koji. It's in a game."
Koda sighed in relief upon hearing that
"We're going to starve... It takes 15 squirrel meat to make one fine meal?! I only have like 132 of them!" Genesis exclaimed. "Welp, I'mma make some sacrifices here soon..." he muttered.
"Either send Natsu and Piper out for hunting or raiding and risk a prison break of about 14 possible colonists, or stay here and kill off the unneeded prisoners to save some rations..." Genesis planned. "I don't want to send Piper on her own since she could die on the wild but then again... Natsu needs the food..."
And speaking of in-game Natsu, he just collapsed from drinking 12 bottles of beer and 7 bottles of wine. "Welp, Natsu's drunk for 8 days..."
Lucy pushed Natsu back into his seat before he could ask if Gen was calling him again
"I meant in the game, Natsu. Relax. Speaking of which, why does he have sedation for 18 hours? Did the motherfucker drug himself while I wasn't looking?!" Genesis exclaimed.
"This is his break?" Yukio sweatdropped silently
"Maybe he relaxes differently." Hitori shrugged
"Mainly because this game is amusing." Genesis said. "Last time, I was attacked by a group of tribal people equipped with SMGs and grenades for some reason but didn't use it since they didn't know how."
The twins blinked, not knowing how to respond to that
"Is it really that random?" Kaminari asked
"Sometimes, yes. Another time, my base was attacked by 17 elephants when the majority of my settlers were on trading expeditions. My remaining three settlers were stuck inside the base until a raid happened and the raiders were killed by the elephants." Genesis shrugged.
"You have a strange source of entertainment" Scarlet said with a sweatdrop
"It's hectic but amusing. You guys wanna try it out?" Genesis asked.
"We'll pass." Scarlet and Kazuma jinxed
Genesis shrugged before looking at the guests. "How about you guys? Wanna see how hectic this game can be? It's got hundreds of mods too."
"Mods?" Wendy repeated
"It's short for modifications. They're mainly extra content that you can add to the initial game." Genesis said. "Like a fire user adding ice magic to his arsenal."
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Anime Reacts to World Jumpers(Shield Hero)
FanfictionDeciding to take a break from Lyla's journey as the Ghost, Genesis decides to show the new guests his little pet project. Takes place after the current intermission in Anime Reacts to A god's journey