Bad words

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Warning- Swearing

Word count- 443

Yn's age- 2

Scarlett's pov:
After a VERY long day filled with tears and too much filming me and Yn finally get back to the little hotel we're staying at whilst we film this weeks scenes.

"One more episode and then bed time" I say to Yn as I start clearing away her toys and put another Bluey episode on.

"Aw fuck" Yn says

"Excuse me!?" I ask laughing out of shock

"Aw fuck" Yn repeats.

"No we don't say that word honey. It's a bad word" I tell her putting the toy box away and sitting next to her.

"Yn, darling, where did you learn that?" I ask

"Jeremy said it" she tells me

"Did he now?" I say and she nods.

"It's a very bad word and you can't use it. Understand?" I check
"Otay" Yn says unphased

"Okay" I repeat and let her finish watching Bluey before turning it off and taking her to the bathroom.


"Teeth, toilet and then bed" I say handing her the toothbrush
"I bwush dem goodly" she tells me showing how she brushes her teeth.

"That's very good brushing baby" I say encouraging her.

"Okay let mommy finish" I say taking the brush and just making sure they're nice and clean.

"Okay toilet and then bed" I say lifting her down from the counter.

"Aw fuck" Yn repeats.

"Yn! We've had this talk. We do not say that word" I tell her trying so hard not to laugh.
"Otay" she says all innocently.

"Right go to the toilet" I tell her helping her onto the potty.

"I gon do big fuck!" Yn says.

"Yn!!" I laugh

"Wot?" she asks

"That's not what that means and we don't say that!" I tell her for the millionth time

"But it a fun word" she whines

"I don't care you shouldn't even know it exists. Its a swear word" I explain
"I no dem" she says

"Do you?" I question pulling her diaper up

"Yup!" she says happily.

"Go on then tell mommy them" I say helping her wash her hands, not thinking she'll actually know them

"Well der is fuck, shit, dick...." Yn starts innocently but my jaw is on the floor.
"YN! How do you know all these?" I ask tucking her into bed.

"I hears everyone on set say it" she tells me

"Well you never say them until you're much much bigger okay?" I say to her just praying that she doesn't say any of those whilst we're on set or even worse, when the paparazzi are around!

"Goodnight Yn" I say kissing her head

"Wuv you mommy" she says snuggling under the covers with her teddys 

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