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I'm going to switch genders around for this

Female: Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand, Laos and Philippines

Male: Brunei, Singapore, Vietnam, Cambodia and Myanmar

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Iraq (female) marry, kiss, kill, Malaysia, Brunei, Indonesia

Palestine (male) uhhh do I have to?

Iraq: yup

Palestine: fine marry, Indonesia. kiss, Malaysia. kill Israel

Isreal: What the freak I wasn't even one of the options 😭

Iraq: 🤣🤣

Palestine: *staring him dead in the eye*

Israel: 😐

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Myanmar: do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth

Vietnam: your a hazard to society

Cambodia: and a coward do 20

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Brunei:  quietly you look pretty I want to kiss you

Philippines: what?

Brunei: I said If you died I wouldn't miss you

Philippines: 😭😭

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Indonesia: Sorry I'm late

Asean: What happened?

Indonesia: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come

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Self checkout: Are you using your own bags?

Malaysia: NO IM USING THE SOULS OF SMALL CHILDREN WHAT DO THINK ABOUT THAT?

Self checkout: please place the item in the bagging area

Philippines & Indonesia: awkward silenced...

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Philippines: *opens umbrella indoors*

Thailand: don't do that you get bad luck

Philippines: I don't need bad luck, I have Jesus

*Awkward silence*

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Thailand: SPILL THE BEANS, SPILL THE BEANS

Laos: It's 'spill the tea', you idiot

Uk: WHAT- SPILL TEH WHAT?!?!

Cambodia: the tea..?

Uk: DONT YOU DARE

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Indonesia: are you going to that dumb prom?

Philippines: I'm was hoping to go with friends but I'm rejecting anyone unless it's-

Brunei: - Unless It's Me!

Philippines: I don't even have a comeback for that...

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Cambodia: I'm so useless

Vietnam: that's not true...

Laos: yeah you can be used as a bad example

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Thailand: Hello

Serial killer: I see you

Thailand:

Serial killer:

Thailand: do I look good?

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Vietnam: what's that song that goes despasito~

Singapore: despasito

Vietnam: yeah that one

Singapore: despasito

Vietnam: yeah what I said

Singapore: oh my god you're an idiot

Vietnam: thanks, Alexa play oh my god you're an idiot

Alexa: okay *despasito plays*

Singapore: *visible confusion*

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Malaysia: *has americas Gun*

Malaysia: * sneaks up behind Singapore*

Malaysia * shoots up into the air*

Singapore: tHiS iS wHy mOm DoEsNt LoVe YoU

Malaysia: *crazy laughing*

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Brunei: what are you doing Phil?

Philippines: you know they say you should give affection to you pet that's what I'm doing but with a rose :)

Singapore: Idiot

Brunei: *mumbling* I wish I was that rose

Philippines: what?

Brunei: I said you're gross

Philippines:

Philippines: rude... :(

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Philippines: Are you blushing?

Brunei: *blushing* What? No

Philippines: wow did I get THE Brunei  who thinks of ALMOST everyone as siblings to blush?

Brunei: N-no I-Its the c-c-cold

Philippines: huh it's the cold and not that fact that I called you cute?

Brunei: *Blushes harder* * Voice cracks* Y-Yea

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America: what do a knife a pack of gum have in common?

Singapore: I don't know

America: bring one to school and suddenly everyone likes you

Laos:

Brunei:

Indonesia:

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Indonesia: explain your life in one sentence

Majapahit empire: what have I done

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