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*Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos and Thailand sitting on a bench*
Myanmar: why do you all look so sad?
Laos: Sit down with us so we can tell you!
*Myanmar sits down*
 Vietnam: This bench is freshly painted
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Brunei: I'm struggling with this decision I have to make... I don't even know where to start...
Vietnam: Do it like me, ask yourself "what would Indo do in this situation"
Brunei: ...And then so the opposite thing?
Vietnam, nodding: and then do the opposite thing
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Singapore: Alright, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have 1 minute
Cambodia: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Singapore: no, I was referring to your short attention spans.
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Laos, to MalPhilIndo: Look, I know I said some hurtful things last night...
Laos: And I just want you to know I stand by everything I said last night 
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Myanmar: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in
Vietnam: Ridiculous, give me examples
Laos: Spiders
Vietnam: they are not vicious-
Thailand: Wasps
Cambodia: Indo
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Malaysia: remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Singapore: No, I said "Mal don't lick the swing set" and then you said "Don't tell me what to do Singa!"
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*talking a quiz*
Spain(male): what country has the most birds? 🇪🇸
Italy(male): Portu-geese 🇮🇹 
Italy and Portugal(at the same time) wait that's a language 🇮🇹 🇵🇹 
Spain(male): Nice recovery or should I say re-dove-ry? 🇪🇸 
*later*
Portugal(female): Turkey, how did we forget Turkey? 🇵🇹 
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Vietnam: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them, Suggestions?
Cambodia: Put spaghetti in it
Vietnam: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Philippines: Put spaghetti in it
Vietnam:  I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two
Italy(male): Put spaghetti in it 🇮🇹 
Vietnam: I'm no longer taking suggestions
(Squiggly or straight line? ~~~ or ____? Vote ig)                             👉
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Indonesia: there is 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the Indo way
Malaysia: isn't the "Indo way" just the wrong way?
Philippines: yea, but it's faster
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Philippines: does age matter?
Brunei: Depends, why do you ask
Malaysia: we were just checking if we could eat something from the kids menu
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Myanmar: Hi, who is this? Laos changed all my contacts to mythical creatures
?: what's mine?
Myanmar: dwarf
Dwarf: SHE'S SO MEAN IM NOT THAT SHORT!
Myanmar: oh hi Singa
Singapore: F##K
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Philippines: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
America: No I AM your father!
Philippines: WHAT
America: Wait no your pregnant and I AM the father
Philippines: WHAT
America: No Your pregnant and I'm the baby!
Philippines: WHAT
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