WARNING
MENTIONS OF SMUT
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Flashbacks
"holy moaning myrtle! FRED, GEORGE GET IN HERE!!!" your probably wondering what the fuck happened? whell lets take you back to when i was at hogwarts
Flashback to hogwarts
"you sure you have everything?" pansy asked "yes i have a weeks worth of clothes, books and my parsments! im going to be fine" i say leaning in for a hug,she hugs back while crying "lord have mercy why are you crying pans i will see you in a week its not that long!" "i know i know, i will see you soon" she sobbs while releasing from the hug and continues to cry. "ive got to go ok love ya babe" I say as I walk out the door "love ya!" Pansy said still sobbing but with a smile.
end of flash back
you still probably wondering about the whole screaming match but we're getting there!! while i was packing i picked up 'blank' parsments to write to pansy, she is so very needy but I love her with my heart. turns out they are something way more better than that!
"holy moaning myrtle! FRED, GEORGE GET IN HERE!!!" i scream and in seconds the boys were at my room "WHAT JESSIE ITS LIKE YOUR CRYING BLOODY MURDER!" "oh george its better than that i have here a smut!" "a what?" the boys say unanimously "right you guys arnt muggle-born" useless I tell you that "a smut is basically a sex book. some of them last only a page but others are books and the ones that only last a page are calles one-shots." i explain.
they are shocked and confused why i have brought it up. "why do we need to know this jessie?" "freddy boy you so clueless,i have some Rando's smut. But I haven't been to anyone else's homes... so it has to be pansy's!!!" "ok and?" "No listen to me very carefully" "ok" "pansy has a sex book" "pansey has a sex book" "and i have it here" "and you have it here.... AND YOU HAVE IT HERE????" "YES FINALLY YOU GET IT!" george screams and punches fred.
Idk if I want to finnish this but here you are
