Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Didn't even mean for the title to rhyme
Kinda sorta xD
