My Little Mad Viking (RoyalChaos/GaLty)

Ch. 3

A/N Tried to write this last night on my iPod, then publish it this morning, but it all got deleted and said it saved. GG iPod, you piece of shit.
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~Chilled~
Steven and I had set up camp in a nearby hotel. We found a room that was unlocked, with the key-card on the other side of the door.
"We got lucky." I sit on the chair in the corner, watching as Steven slowly makes his way to the couch.
He lays down and puts his hand on his forehead, shutting his eyes.
"Steven?"
"Why did you come with me?" He mumbles. "I killed your girlfriend."
"..I don't know."
"I wanted to kill you."
"What stopped you?"
He shrugs.
"You love me?" I blurted out.
He flinches. "I-I don't know."
"I don't really know how to say this... But I think I--" I was interrupted.
Steven was kissing me. I just stood there, frozen. I didn't kiss back, even though I wanted to. Steven pulled away, but I pulled him back towards me and kissed him again. Our lips moved together perfectly, until we gasped for air. He moaned before pulling away, making me laugh.
"What was that, Steven?" I purred in his ear.
"Uhm..."
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"Give me my fucking hat!"
I held Steven's viking hat above my head. He pranced around me trying to grab it from all angles, but to no avail.
"You're cute when you're mad."
He growls. "I can kill you."
He's right, but he wouldn't kill me over a hat. He's not that crazy.
While I was stuck in thought, Steven stole my Mario hat. He was able to jump high enough to grab it and run down the hallway.
"Buddy," I held his hat towards the window. "May wanna come back in here for your safety, and your hat's."
As I spot Steven in front of our room, he was staring down the hallway.
"What's wro--"
He pushed me aside and shut the door behind him, locking it with the chain. "There's a guy out there looking for..."
"--Steven Viking. A convicted killer, perhaps you've heard of him?"
Muffled yelling could be heard from the room across ours. "You're tellin' me there's a killer in this 'ere hotel?!"
"Sorry to bother you, madam. It seems you haven't seen him."
The woman slams the door. The footsteps got closer and closer to our room.
Steven gave me a thumbs up once he was behind the door.
"Why me?" I growl.
"Because if he sees me, we're both fucked." Steven huddles closer to the corner.
"Excuse me?" The man knocks. "May I have a few minutes of your time?"
Then I got an idea. "Ahem." I pointed to the bed.
Steven ran over to the bed and hid under the covers.
I stripped down to my boxers and opened the door, the chain latch still locked so he couldn't come in.
I chuckle nervously. "H-Hey. I'm kinda busy at the moment..." I gesture towards Steven in the bed. "She's quite good in bed, if you ask me."
The man glared at me with a disgusted face. "You teenagers and sex. Godamn." Then he walks further down the hall, avoiding asking any questions.
"That was easy." I laugh lightly, shutting the door.
Steven throws the covers off of him, and lays on his back. "Good in bed? Really?"
"Heh... I meant it."
"But we've never--"
I jump onto the bed and straddle him. "Are you sure we haven't, buddy?"
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A/N Insert smut here
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~Ze~
I groan, turning to my side. I rub my eyes in attempt to get my vision back, but everything is blurred.
Anthony was next to me, snoring loudly.
I hit him with a pillow, and with a final snore he wakes up.
"I'M UP!" He sits up quickly, rubbing his eyes. "Mmmm...five more minutes." He falls back down onto his pillow, snuggling it.
I steal his pillow from his arms, and hit him with it. "Wake the fuck up."
He groans. "But mooooom... Wait mom doesn't say fu--" He glances at me. "Oh hey Steven."
"Wake the fuck up." I repeat, smacking him again.
"Shut up buddeh, I'm sleeeeepin'..." He fake snores.
"Chilly Willy~" I purr in his ear. "Wake up pls?"
He growls. "Fine."
I scrunch up my nose, then sneeze loudly.
"That's quite a sneeze." Anthony laughs.
"Shut up! You sneeze like a kitten."
Just as I said that, he sneezed adorably.
"Like a kitten." I repeat.
"Fuck you, my sneeze is adorable. You sneeze like a elephant."
There began the sneeze wars, where we made fun of each other while sneezing repeatedly.
"I think we're catching a cold." Anthony sighs.
"We could go murder people for medicine."
"Steven!" He punches my shoulder.
"We are runaways now. I mean, we can do whatever the fuck we want."
"As long as we don't get caught." Anthony warns me. "Anywhere you go, I'll follow. Only for protection."
"Didn't seem to have too much protection last night." I joke.
"Dude!" He laughs. "That's a good one."
"But seriously, we should go wreck shit."
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A/N Hmm should I make Chilly evil too? If you guys don't gimme an answer I'll be thinking about it today.
Gym totally rekt me yesterday so I've got time to ponder while my muscles are in pain.