Some Weird is Happening

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] So you're, like, new here, right? We got that in common.

Yeah. That's one thing.

Cool. Yeah. I'm Classic.

I'm Re... din.

Wait, your name is Redin?

Yes, it's New Homeish. I'm from New Home.

No accent though 'cause I was raised here.

[THINKING] Do the shoulder touch now before he walks away.

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Why is this so scary?

Am I doing this in slow motion or does it just feel that way?

I'm kidding. It's Redi. No "N." That's crazy. Heh.

[DEEPLY] Hey.

Okay, then.

I'll see you around.

Oh. See you.

Sorry. Um... Hey.

Oh, crap. Can you let go, please?

I can't let go. Ow! Ow! Calm down. It's fine.

[BOTH GRUNT]

Classic, let go. Workin' on it.

It's just puberty. [COWORKERS MURMURING]

I don't think you know what puberty is. Just relax.

Okay, I have a plan. Great.

I'm gonna pull really hard. That's a terrible plan.

One. Don't do this.

Two. Three!

[SCREAMS]

Nice to meet you?

Sure. Total pleasure.

[THINKING] No one saw. It's okay.

No one knows, no one knows.

[♪♪♪]

Everyone knows.

Everyone knows. They're talkin' 'bout me.

They saw everything!

He knows. She knows. They know.

Wow, she's super tall.

Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now?

What am I doing?

That guy's such a weirdo.

[THINKING] How do I stop?

Can they hear my thoughts?!

Why are all my thoughts so loud?!

Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Gaster.

[THINKING] Play dumb!

Who's Gaster?

[THINKING] Not that dumb!

Hey!

[♪♪♪]

[YELPS]

[THINKING] Okay, okay. You're okay.

You're okay.

He'll never find you.

No.

[♪♪♪]

Ow! [GRUNTING]

What are you doing in my office, Gaster?!

Gaster! Open up!

♪ Oh, Broken-bells Horror smells ♪ Why is this happening?

GENO [ON COMPUTER]: ♪ Little-Ducky broke a wing ♪ He's got a nice voice.

♪ Broken-bells, Broken-bells ♪ GUARD: Open up! [CLASSIC GRUNTS]

Stop shortcutting! [YELPING]

Keep shortcutting, Classic! Oh!

[♪♪♪]

[SCREAMING]

[PECKING]

Jeff is suggesting...

...is that we...

...look on the...

[COWORKERS CHATTERING]

[CLASSIC YELPING] [GASPS]

[CLASSIC GRUNTING]

Okay.

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