Judge Stakes

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ERROR:
Cool! Step Three: I reexamine my personal biases.

Step Four:
I hack the computer.

It's not technically hacking.

Not now. I just lost my train of thought.

Step Five:
Download the important stuff.

I'll know it when I see it.

Step Six:
I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.

So, what am I doing?

Step Seven:
You stay here. You're lookout. Very important.

Look, man. You gotta teach me how to do Judge stuff or I won't be able to help.

[GRUNTS]

Watch and learn, kid! I'll quiz ya later!

[♪♪♪]

Why did I get stuck with the glitchy, old, crazy hobo Judge?!

[CRACKS]

That's new.

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

[♪♪♪]

Asgore.

[PANTING]

What am I doing? What am I doing?

What am I doing? What am I doing?

[♪♪♪]

Whoa! [CLATTERING]

Error!

Error!

[YELPS] Error!

What are you doing here? Asgore's here.

Just move over.

Y-ou-re st-ep-pin' o-n m-my fo-ot. G-go b-ac-k o-uts-ide.

~~~

No! I can't sit there and let the Judge die without doing anything about it.

I'm not doing that again.

What?

Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me, so you're a nice change of pace.

Mr. Asgore! Look at this data.

I know you can't really understand it, but these are really good numbers.

And I got the password.

Mr. Asgore. If we fire again this week there could be a black hole under Snowdin.

You see this? And this?

This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.

This is pretty standard Judge stakes.

You get used to it. Watch this.

He's gonna say, "You've got 24 hours."

You've got 24 hours.

What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum.

Ooh. That's bad.

Actually, everything he said was bad.

I was lying before.

[♪♪♪]

[COMPUTER BEEPS ON]

[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

NIGHTMARE:
Hold on. Let me get you some more data.

What are you doing, bud? I can't move.

Okay, relax your fingers.

We don't have time. Just let go. Be in the moment.

I am in the moment. It's a terrible moment.

I'm not refusing. No more excuses.

I just need more time.

They're right there. They're gonna see you.

Classic, you gotta calm your magic.

What do you do to relax?

Relax. Okay, okay, okay.

[FUMBLING LYRICS] ♪ Needless to say, I... ♪ Oh, for crying out loud.

♪ Callin' it quits Now, baby, I'm a wreck ♪

[HUMMING]

♪ You're a wreck, ooh... ♪

[YELLS]

[SIGHS] Teenagers: just the worst.

Classic, where did you go? CLASSIC: I'm right here.

Where? I can't see ya. I'm right in behind you.

Did I just shortcut? ERROR: Not how I do in my universe.

Aah! You just poked me in my socket!

This is incredible. Some kind of fight or flight thing.

[DOOR CREAKS] What's that?

Remember this password. D-G-F-A-M-P-E-S-A-N-D...

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