CLASSIC:
You got any Judge tips you can tell me now?
Yeah, I got plenty.
Wash the jacket.
You're gonna wanna use baby powder in the shorts, heavy on the joints.
You don't want any chafing, right?
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Anything else? Nope, that was everything.
I think you're gonna be a bad teacher.
Uh-uh-uh? Look up where True Lab is.
"A private technological campus in Hotland."
[GASPS] You can teach me to shortcut on the way there.
[LAUGHS]
I'm not shortcutting to Hotland, Classic.
Not after a hearty burger breakfast.
Keep your legs fresh. You're gonna thank me later.
♪ I can see a new horizon ♪
♪ Underneath the blazing sky ♪
♪ I'll be where the eagle's Flying higher... ♪ And it's a no on the hood. I think it's cool.
Take that off. It's disrespectful.
The Judge doesn't wear a hood. [GROANS]
CLASSIC:
So how do we retrace Geno's steps?
That's a good question.
What would I do if I were me?
Got it.
Step One:
I infiltrate the lab.
Two:
Find the head scientist's computer.
CLASSIC:
That skeleton with the crown is the head scientist.
I saw him in this documentary.
ERROR:
Cool! Step Three: I reexamine my personal biases.
Step Four:
I hack the computer.
It's not technically hacking.
Not now. I just lost my train of thought.
Step Five:
Download the important stuff.
I'll know it when I see it.
Step Six:
I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.
So, what am I doing?
Step Seven:
You stay here. You're lookout. Very important.
Look, man. You gotta teach me how to do Judge stuff or I won't be able to help.
[GRUNTS]
Watch and learn, kid! I'll quiz ya later!
[♪♪♪]
Why did I get stuck with the glitchy, old, crazy hobo Judge?!
[CRACKS]
That's new.
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
[♪♪♪]
Asgore.
[PANTING]
What am I doing? What am I doing?
What am I doing? What am I doing?
[♪♪♪]
Whoa! [CLATTERING]
Error!
Error!
[YELPS] Error!
What are you doing here? Asgore's here.
Just move over.
Y-ou-re st-ep-pin' o-n m-my fo-ot. G-go b-ac-k o-uts-ide.
