ERROR:
All right, people, let's do this one last time.
My name is Error.
I am the Destroyer of Aus.
And for the last 22 years, I thought I was the one and only Judge.
What a day.
I'm pretty sure you know the rest.
You see, I stopped the Player, fell in love, I got married, got way glitched out, maybe too much.
My marriage got testy, made some dicey choices.
Don't destroy Aus.
Then like 15 years passed. Blah, blah, blah. Super boring.
I broke my back, a paintbrush flew into my face, I joined a gang.
My husband and I split up.
But I handled it like a champion.
[CRYING] 'Cause, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. [ALARM CHIMING AND BUZZING]
[♪♪♪]
And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself.
Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life?
Could you imagine?
A seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work?
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
He wanted kids and...
And it scared me.
I'm pretty sure I broke his heart.
Flash-forward:
I'm in my apartment doing push-ups, doing ab crunches, getting strong, when this weird thing happened.
And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot.
But this was real weird.
[YELLS]
[YELLS, DISTORTED]
[GRUNTING]
Ow!
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You see, I was in a white place, but things were different.
Also, I was dead.
And white.
I was kind of perfect.
It was like looking in a mirror.
I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed.
You wanna know what happened next?
[MAGIC CRACKLES] [YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
Me, too.
CLASSIC:
Who are you?
DOGAMY:
What are you doin' over there?
Freeze! Canine Guard!
Stop!
[YELLS, GRUNTS]
Are you kidding me right now?
LESSER DOG:
Stop! Stop!
I gotcha. I gotcha.
GREATER DOG:
Hey, kid. Drop the body.
Hey, kid. Get over here! LESSER DOG: Come on, now!
CLASSIC:
Whoa.
See you, officers!
Aw, come on.
[GRUNTS]
[YELPS]
[GRUNTS]
GREATER DOG:
Hey, kid. LESSER DOG: Kid, come on, now!
Put 'em up, son!
[SCREAMS]
Uh... adiós?
[♪♪♪]
[SCREAMS]
Help! Somebody stop that skeleton!
[♪♪♪]
[MONSTERS STOP] [DOGS BARK]
[GRUNTING]
[YELPS, GRUNTS]
[WHIMPERS, SCREAMS]
ERROR:
Oh, hey. What the...?
[BOTH GRUNT AND YELL]
Sorry.
[CLASSIC SCREAMS]
I'm gonna die!
GREATER DOG [OVER RADIO]: Looks like a child dressed like The Judge dragging a homeless glitch.
[DOGS BARK]
Yes! I didn't kill you.
ERROR:
Who are you? CLASSIC: Who are you?
ERROR:
Why are you trying to kill me?
I'm not. I'm trying to save you.
[MUFFLED HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH SCREAM]
CLASSIC:
Hey, maybe you guys can go around?
[BARKS] All right. Thanks, Snowdin.
ERROR:
What was that?
Kid electrocuted me with his magic.
[GASPS, SIGHS]
You're like me. I got some questions.
[GRUNTING]
Why do you look like The Judge?
[ERROR GRUNTING]
Because I am The Judge.
Then why aren't you dead? And why is your bones different?
Why are you older? And why is your body a different shape?
Pretty sure you just called me a glitch.
You don't look so hot either, kid.
