"Where are you?"
I yell into my closet as I throw random stuff out. You see normally I'm more organized however today I'm having some issues finding something very important.
"gosh dangit. I give up. Stupid tampons."
I sit on my bed. Yep. I'm currently searching for tampons. My life is just that exciting. I lean over and press play on my ipod. I start singing along to FUN's "Carry On" as I pick up my cellphone and type in my moms number.
"WE'RE CUTTING LIKE KNIVES IN A FIST FIGHT."
I was now singing with quite a lot of emotion. You see, I was home alone and a naturally loud person, so having a whole house to myself was always fun. I bring my phone up to my ear and keep singing.
"IF YOU'RE LOST AND ALONE,
C'MON MUM PICK UP YOUR PHONE. (see what i did there? :D)
CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOO-"
-click-
SHE ANSWERED!
"Hey Mum! So I know that you said not to call you in case of an emergency but this slightly is one. You see, my period is a week early, and I'm out of tampons. So please pick some of those up! Oh and can you also buy me some gummy worms? I finished my stash and I'm going through withdrawl."
I lay down so I'm staring at the ceiling. She's not answering.
"Uhm Mom? You there?"
Someone clears their throat into the other line. A man. WHO HAS MY MUM'S PHONE? I look down to check the number. IT'S RIGHT! 76955513.. Oh. Thats a 2. Crap who did I call?
"I'm quite sorry about your, erm, situation, but I don't think I can be much help to you I'm afraid."
I drop my phone. Right on to my face.
"OW OH BLOODY HEEL. SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE BROKEN!"
I sit up holding my face. Well that hurt. Wait what was I even doing? Oh my gosh, Where's my phone? I start frantically looking around the room for my phone. There he is! I dive across the room and pick it up.
"Hello you still there?"
I ask biting my lip. It's a nervous habit.
"Yes! Are you alright? I heard screaming!"
I blush.
"oh uhm yeah. I just dropped my phone... on my face.."
He chuckles.
"Not to be rude or anything, but are you-"
"Yes, I'm Liam Payne"
Oh shiet.
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The Wrong Number
FanfictionImagine calling your mom and asking her to pick up tampons. Nothing new here right? Unless you managed to accidentally to dial the number wrong. That's slightly awkward. The best part? You called Liam Payne. Meet Kirsten Iris Harmony Faith, a very s...
