I wave my arms around, telling the boys to shut up.
"Uhm hi mom."
I pulled the phone away knowing what was coming next.
"Kirsten iris harmony faith!! Where are you?"
My mother was shouting so loud that the boys actually stopped to listen.
"I'm at a friends house!"
I started to bite my lip while I was waiting on her reply.
"Lily'a house?"
"No.. Another friend."
My mother snorts.
"What friend? You don't have friends!"
The boys started snickering.
"Thanks mom. Appreciate it."
She was laughing now.
"It's true!!"
Her voice switched to a whisper.
"Oh my gosh. Are you at a boys house? Is there someone you aren't telling me about?"
I sigh, rolling my eyes. Here we go.
"Yes I'm at a boys house but not like that. They're friends. Lily's here too."
I can here my mother sigh.
"Fine. Be home by 10."
I hear the click. Jee mom. Thanks for saying goodbye. Lily makes eye contact and I can tell she's trying to see if I'm okay. I give her a slight nod. I groan and lay down covering my face with my hands. I hear someone's feet as they walk towards me an then I get poked in the side with someone foot. I ignore it. I get kicked again this time actually rather hard. Ow. They kick me again, but this time I grab their foot pulling them down with me. There's a loud thud and an ow, causing me to smirk.
"I see why you have no friends now."
Wow. That hurt a little. I heard him say ow and lily silently yelling at him.
"what is wrong with you, you idiot?"
"What? I was making a joke!"
"Not a funny one you ass."
OOH. Louis made Lily curse. It's on now. He's screwed. I hope he told his family he loved them the last time he spoke with them. Oh whatever. He'll find away to come back and haunt us, making him 10 times as annoying. Oh geez. That's a terrifying thought. I'd never be able to escape. He'd just follow me every where. Oh m god. What if I needed to shower or pee? I mean I would eventually and he'd just sit there in the bathroom. I'll never be able to pee again! Maybe I can shower in a bathing suit. Not exactly fun but -
"Kirsten!"
I jumped at the sudden voice next to my face. I turned to meet Lily's worried eyes.
"Are you alright? You had a pained expression on your face. Lou didn't mean it. He didn't know."
I had to hold back my smile. They thought I was upset he said I had no friends. She was right he had no idea. Why would I be sad? No instead I was thinking about never peeing again. Oh if they could only read my mind. I gave a slight nod to lily before winking. I then burst out into tears. She shakes her head at my actions before wiping the smile off her face and turning to Louis.
"Look what you've done!!"
Louis looked horrified. Well all of the boys did.
"No! Kirsten I'm so sorry! I didn't mean anything. It was a joke!"
I just shook my head and covered my face with my hands. I switched to laughing and hoped the boys didn't notice. They didn't. I was laughing quite hysterically now. Oh my gosh. I can't stop. Lily clears her throat, obviously hinting me to shut up. I can't. What is happening. I uncovered my face and kept laughing.
"What? She's laughing?"
I heard lily let out a sigh and I started to laugh harder. She pulls out her phone and begins to type my YouTube name into the app. She has it angled so I can clearly see it. I stop laughin and tackle her.
"Not cool, man. Not cool."
She rolls her eyes at me and takes her phone back. I decide to move on and try to change the topic before the boys question anything.
"So what should we do?"
"We could play truth or dare."
I would've hit him if I didn't see his smirk and the joking in his Irish voice.
"Oh my gosh! But I don't think I'm ready to kiss any of you yet!"
Lily snorts and shakes her head.
"Wait. Who's the main character? I don't want to get hit by a car."
Now niall bursts into laughter. I smile and notice lily is staring at him, smiling too. She looks up and makes eye contact with me so I wink. Her face turns red and she chokes on her spit.
"Anyone wish to explain or?"
I look at Liam and the other boys' confused faces and decide not to.
"Nah. Lets play monopoly!"
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