The Wrong Number

Stupid, funny adorable Bastard (2)

Wow people actually read the last chapter. .What? That doesn't happen. Ever. I love you guysssss! I got this idea and decided to roll with it.

It was really quiet. Maybe he hung up. I hope he hung up. Crap someones laughing. Wait that isnt Liam's laugh. I shush the empty room behind me and push the phone farther into my face. Holy Mother of Pearl. (Yeah. I watch Spongebob. Come at me.) Why is Niall laughing? Maybe he's just laughing. He laughs at nothing oall of the time.

"She said WHAT??"

More laughing. Why that little bastard. He just told Niall. When I get a hold of him, I swear, Im going to-

"Love, Are you still there?"

I just glare at the phone. Then throw it at the wall. Don't worry though, It's a peice of crap.

"Hello? Is everything alright?"

Hes now yelling which explains why I can still hear him from across the room.

"Just peachy"

I yell at the phone and sit down on the floor. I climb under the bed and start looking around for more gummy worms. I know I had atleast one other bag because I just bought more backups so this wouldn't happen. I hear noises coming through the phone across the room. I sigh and pick it up.

"It was a pleasure to embarrass myself for you however I'm going to hang up now"

Click.

Well that was weird. Maybe that didn't happen it was a dream. Yeah. That's it a dream. Alright we're okay. I'm just going to go down stairs and ge- OW HOLY MOTHER OF GOD MY TOE IS BROKEN ITS BROKEN. FUCKING RACHEL TICE OW. I hate stubbing my toe gosh dangit. Wait. That was pain. I felt pain. This isn't a dream. I run the rest of the way to the kitchen and pull twitter up on my laptop. "Liam Payne.. And search... HOLY CRAP LOAD ALEADY"

Why yes I am yelling at my laptop thanks for asking. Ooh it loaded!

"just had a lovely convo. Hope your day gets better love!"

I'm going to cry. Niall even replied.

"@real_Liam_Payne hahah mate. Always double check phone number kids!!"

Bastard. Stupid adorable funny bastard. My phone starts to wring and I hesitantly look down.

"holy shit"

I mumble staring at the screen.

They're calling me back.

Okay holy crap. I'm crying guys. I just did this no joke. I went to call my mom to see when she'd be home nd some man answered. so I went " THERE'S A PINEAPPLE IN YOUR LAUNDRY" and hung up. Yep. Fun times..