The Wrong Number

Kirsten's Stripper House (3)

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I start screaming and throw the phone at the wall. It being the peice of crap it is the battery flies off. "SUCCESSSSSSSS." I continue staring at my crippled phone and decide I should probably do something. I sigh and walk over to the phone, pick up all the pieces and put it back together, turning it on.

"piece of crap"

I stand there staring at my phone for like five years, yelling at it to turn on. When it finally does, I go to speed dial, calling my best friend.

"he-"

"LILY WE HAVE A PROBLEM"

I hear her sigh.

"Why are you so loud?"

"LILY!"

I draw out the "y", still yelling. She doesn't reply but I know she's still on the line so I decide to tell her anyways.

"So I kinda called Liam Payne and told him that I needed tampons and then I freaked out and hung up and then they called back so I chucked Carl at the wall and I need your advice"

silence. *cue crickets* After sitting there for a couple minutes, I hear her sigh again.

"That sentence had such bad grammar that it made me shiver. Is Carl okay?"

I roll my eyes. You see, Lily and I are total opposites, It's weird. She hates really loud people, which is weird considering I'm her best friend. I'm just that magical and awesome. She's a total sweetheart. And nerd. Oh my goodness. Don't get me wrong. I love her to death but that girl is seriously annoying when it comes to grammar.

"I just spoke to Liam Payne and you're asking about Carl?"

"Well, since you disrespect Carl so much, I've decided to be the one who cares. He is your phone after all. No wonder he's rebelious! You say he's worhtless and throw him around!"

Yes. My phones name is Carl. Hate on it. There's a story behind it. I'm not just some freak who names their phone. My phone vibrates and i scream. Lily groans through the phone.

"He's calling me back!"

I can just see her rolling her eyes at me.

"Answer it. I'm hanging up now. I was in the middle of a chapter!"

There's a click and she's gone.

"Nerd."

I look at Carl still vibrating mentally having a war with myself.

You'll just embarass yourself.

But you already have. It's Liam Payne! Answer it.

They'll laugh at you.

Grow a pair!

Dammit. I'm right.

"Hello? Kirsten's Stripper House. How may I help you?"

I hear someone attempt tp cover the mic but epically failing.

"Mate did you call the right number?"

"I hit rediall!"

I laughed at the idiots on the other line. Not so funny when it's you, huh?

"Do you hear that?"

I stopped laughing. Busted.

"You're pulling our legs, huh?"

I sigh.

"What no! Why on earth would I do that?"

I hear one of them chuckle.

"I like this one. Let's keep her."

So I uploaded this and then it deleted my authors note at the end. Like woah. Thanks. Anywhore, back to what I put the FIRST time. Lol. Jk. I don't remember. Dang. Leave comments please. I want some feedback please :) That's Lily on the side>>>