The Wrong Number

KoolKatKirsten (4)

I have a dance compeition today and I'm just kinda sitting here, wishing I was there. My mom's at work though, so I can't go early "insert daramatic sigh" Oh btw. While I'm talking.You guys are fantastic!! I love you all so much! Please keep reading! :) And advertise to your followers maybe?

Keep me? Did he just say lets keep her? Bitch I'm no ones property! They start laughing. I blush and cover my face before realizing they can't see me.

"did I say that out loud?"

There's just more laughing. Dammit I did. The dagger.

"Not even One Directions'?" one of them says.

"You can't buy me"

I say, replying like I'm ghetto. As if. I'm too white for that. In all honesty I'm just fangirling over here. I suddenly remember a song that fits this super awkward situation.

"IS THIS REAL LIFE IS THIS JUST FANTASY?"

I bust out in to song. I tend to do that alot when I'm nervous.

"bloody hell. Is she singing?"

I laugh at the obvious confusion is his voice.

"so love. Whats your name?"

Hoy crap. I don't know. What's my name?? All I can remember is I want gummy worms. What's happening.

"hello?"

I shake my head and clear my throat.

"Kirsten"

"Kristen?"

I groan. This happens a lot.

"no. I pronounced my name right thank you. KER-STEN"

He chuckles.

"Well I'm Niall. N-EYE-ALL. and this is Liam. LEE-YUM"

I snort in response. That was mature.

"Rude. It was nice talking to you and I have no idea why you decided to call me back, however, I shall hang up before I spontaneously combust"

"Wait!"

I stop at Liam's request and sigh.

"What's your twitter?"

I look at my phone like it just sprung legs. Oh my goodness. How cool would that be?? Whenever I lose it I could just call out to him and he'd walk to me! They should have legs! And brains! Then I could talk TO my phone not just ON my phone! See what I did there? Oh geez. What was I even doing? Crap. Twitter!

"Oh uhm yeah."

My eyes widen slightly as I remember my twitter name. Shit.

"May we have it?"

I can hear the annoyance beginning to build in his voice. I let out a little squeak.

"Yeah. Uhm. Well you see. Ugh. It's koolkatkirsten. All K's no C's " (NOT REAL TWITTER MADE IT UP 2 SECONDS AGO)

They both laugh at me but try to cover it up with coughing. Really guys? Really?

"Having some breathing problems?"

"we're fine. Thanks. That's quite a lovely twitter name.

They both burst out laughing at me again and I pout.

"look. I didn't come up with it, k? And it's more original than Niall official and real Liam Payne. Yeah okay. Real creative guys."

Neither of them reply so I take the awkward silence as a get away.

"nice talking to you! However there is a lack of gummy worms in my mouth with is a giant problem. Au reviour!"

I hang up. What the shiznip just happened?

Dedicated to this chick because she is a total sweetie and really supportive! ALSO GO READ KAITLINN_STYLES STUFF BC SHE LOVES ME AND IM IN ONE OF THEM AND #THERESASAPHAG