The Wrong Number

"Don't Worry. You're Pretty." (6)

THIS IS MY FOURTH BLOODY TIME WRITING THIS CHAPTER AND IM SO SICK OF IT. SO IF ITS REALLY SHORT AND MAKES NO SENSE ITS BECAUSE I'VE GIVEN UP ALL HOPE. Longer authors note at the end! It's SUPER important!!!

"B-But he. And you. And I. C-Called? B-But T-Thats. Y-you were serious?!"

I smirk at Lily's nervousness before mocking shock.

"But of course! Why would I ever make that up!"

I put my hand over my heart, pretending to be offended.

"All we ever had together. It's all based on nothing but distrust?"

I throw my hands in the air.

"Hurt, Lily! I'm wounded!!"

I pretend to start crying.

"It's all a lie" I sob into my hands.

I peek through my fingers and want to laugh at the two of their expressions. Lily looks like she wants to slug me and Niall looks like he just witnessed a murder.

I straighten up and fix my shirt, before smiling and bowing.

"A thank you very much"

Lily hits my arm, to which I make a face all the while Niall is sitting there with his mouth wide open.

"Close your mouth, Honey. That is how surprise blow job attacks happen. It's tragic really."

Lily just closed her eyes and massaged her temples, letting out a deep sigh as Niall continue to gape at me.

"You really better hope no predators are here. Or I'll just say I told you so"

He blinks. Then once again.

"Wow you really are something, aren't you?"

I nod with a serious expression.

"Oh yes. I'm a girl, a human, a ninja, a clutz, a winner, and-"

I lean in and start whispering.

"-Part butterfly"

He lets out a loud guffaw of laughter which causes both Lil and I to laugh as well. Don't get me wrong here. He has the cutest laugh. But he just sounded like a donkey and was hilarious.

When he finally stops laughing, I burst into giggles again. I can't stop. He pulls out his phone as starts typing, causing my laughter to instantly cut off.

"Don't you dare"

He smirks at me.

"Too late"

I can feel my own eyes widen as he pulls up his hand, slowly ticking down his fingers from five.

"Five.

Four.

Three.

Two"

He holds up the last finger and winks while mouthing one. Right in cue, his phone starts ringing and I dive for it. I, however, am so short and he has freakishly long arms and just holds his hand on my forehead, keeping me back.

"Hi LiLi!"

Aw. He's so precious.

"Oh shes right here!"

Precious my ass. That little prick.

"Hm. Let me ask."

He puts the phone agains his chest and turns to me, making a pouty face. That little cheater. Who can turn it down? It's like.. Like burning puppies! I raise my eyebrows, trying to play it off like I wasn't melting on the inside.

"Would you like to come over to our flat?"

He bats his eyelashes. Oh he's good.

"Don't you have some abuse victim to save or some beautiful chick to trample while escaping your fans?"

Lily snorts and Niall just looks confused.

"Huh?"

I sigh over dramatically and roll my eyes.

"Oh these pop stars. I swear. Getting dumber and dumber as they come. Don't worry. You're pretty."

I pat his shoulder. When I don't get a response I decide to explain.

"In all of those fanfictions, the main character always meets you when you rescue them from their abusive family, boyfriend, or when you're trying to out run some fans and you ram them over."

I pause to see if he's following do far and he doesn't look completely clueless so I keep going.

"Then you invite them over to your flat. All of you,of course, fall for the girl and invite her to move in. You then have either a scar movie night, play truth or dare or both. By the end I the night, she's kissed atleast one of you."

I glance at Niall and he nods for me to go on. Lily decides to add in her input.

"Don't forget the h's!"

I nod in acknowledgment.

"Of course. The h's!! The girl then gets a TON of hate and begins to cut herself. But don't worry. You tell he sea beautiful an it's all better. Fairy tales don't actually happen though and within the next few chapters, she's in the hospital in critical condition."

I signal to Lily an she nods.

"Oh no! doc! How is she?"

Lily sighs and puts her hand on my shoulder.

"I'm sorry son. Though nothing is actually wrong ad she just tripped, she's in a coma and won't live past tomorrow."

"No! I love her!"

I turn back to Niall.

"Then she wakes up without her memory. She forgets their whole love life. Consisting of 3 days."

I wipe away a fake tear.

"It's tragic."

He just stares at me for a moment. I think he has to take in everything i just said. Its stupid really. Who spends hours and hours writing pretend stories about marrying One Direction or meeting them and falling in love? Pathetic. Then again, I spend even more time reading them. He continues to stare for a minute before breaking out into a smirk.

"You read 1D stories?"

I roll my eyes.

"As if. I have much better was to spend my time. Lily does. Sevtells me about them!"

She shoves me and Niall rolls his eyes.

"Of course. I totally believe that. Anyways. You coming?"

I don't know. Am i?

You'd get to meet your idols!

You embarrassed yourself though.

But they're so sexy.

They'll just make fun of you.

Oh screw it.

'Sure. Why the hell not?"

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