Plantation 13
(y/n) and Goro povGoro: (From the catwalk) THERES A CHICKEN IN THE TOASTER!!!
(Y/N): What?
Goro: THERES A GODDAMN CHICKEN IN THE TOASTER!!!!
(Y/N): Dare I ask but, why is there a chicken in the toaster?
Goro: I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!!
(Y/N): I'll be up in a minute
Dinning room
Goro: WHO THE FUCK PUT A CHICKEN IN THE TOASTER!??? NOW I CANT MAKE MY BAGELS!!!! I NEED MY BAGELS.
(Y/N): Ok easy big guy, sorry about that everyone he's just a little upset, also zero Two don't put another fuckin chicken in the toaster.
Zero Two: WHAT!? IT WASN'T ME!!
(Y/N): Their was literally honey everywhere, like all over the counter and shit, I just wanna know how the hell you manged to stuff an entire chicken in a toaster.
Bonus dialogue
(Y/N): INTRODUCING, THE PENCIL!! YOU CAN WRITE WITH IT, YOU CAN-, what else can you do with a pencil?
Zero Two: SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!
(Y/N): YOU CAN SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR- What!?
YOU ARE READING
Monster's and Demons (Darling in the franxx male reader insert)
FanficCode: 000 is a man who was sent to lead squad 13 with the help of his Titan BT-7274. But he has another reason to be here. Redemption.