scrap dialogue/one shot jokes

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Plantation 13
(y/n) and Goro pov

Goro: (From the catwalk) THERES A CHICKEN IN THE TOASTER!!!

(Y/N): What?

Goro: THERES A GODDAMN CHICKEN IN THE TOASTER!!!!

(Y/N): Dare I ask but, why is there a chicken in the toaster?

Goro: I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!!

(Y/N): I'll be up in a minute

Dinning room

Goro: WHO THE FUCK PUT A CHICKEN IN THE TOASTER!??? NOW I CANT MAKE MY BAGELS!!!! I NEED MY BAGELS.

(Y/N): Ok easy big guy, sorry about that everyone he's just a little upset, also zero Two don't put another fuckin chicken in the toaster.

Zero Two: WHAT!? IT WASN'T ME!!

(Y/N): Their was literally honey everywhere, like all over the counter and shit, I just wanna know how the hell you manged to stuff an entire chicken in a toaster.

Bonus dialogue

(Y/N): INTRODUCING, THE PENCIL!! YOU CAN WRITE WITH IT, YOU CAN-, what else can you do with a pencil?

Zero Two: SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!

(Y/N): YOU CAN SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR- What!?

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