The Albarn Chronicles

Chapter Eight: Big Little Albarn

Wow... this was actually happening. Maybe y/n was actually in a fan fiction about Damon Albarn. When she opened her eyes she was surprised with the pleasant surprise of Damon... Butt booty naked with just cat ears on. "You're awake! I'm so glad. I had to surprise you with this..." Y/n was shocked by the sheer size of his massive schlong. She was so turned on she immediately kissed him. They started aggressively making out while listening to "Beans" by Kurt Cobain. They were making out for what seemed like forever. But y/n was okay with that. Soon Damon stopped. "I hope you don't mind... but I really like to roleplay. Is that okay?" y/n didn't care! She just wanted his massive shlong donger 3000 immediately! "Of course that's fine! Anything for you. I'm ready now." y/n was as understanding as ever. "Okay, well, I would like you to be my kitty. Please. For me?" y/n found that so hot she loved being peoples kitten's on discord! She knew she could pull the roll off in real life as well.

Y/n had her cat ears on. She was now ready for his schlongle dongle bing bong 31,000. As they resumed their making out session Damon started to take y/n's red period blood clot dress off. "I want you to wear this as well." It was a banana costume. That's weird, y/n thought Charlie said he was allergic to bananas. Y/n soon found out that he wasn't allergic. He just could not resist bananas. Every time he saw a banana his big little albarn grew like a banana. Y/n dressed into the banana costume and they immediately got it on. "I hope you're ready for this big boy my little kitten" y/n gasped and realized what just happened. She is having furry style sex with Damon! This is real! Y/n had to pinch herself to make sure it wasn't a dream. As they were having the most mouth watering, toe gripping sexy time. Damon started to chew on a pillow like he was a dinosaur eating a tree. He devoured the pillow in 20 seconds flat. "O-oh Damon... You're so hot.." as soon as she said that somebody opened the door. It was... Alex Turner? "Oh hello guys! I see you two are getting it on. I'm here with my friend. She's sort of insane! That's okay though... cause her name is Charlie! Like the chocolate guy. I think it's sexy hot. Anyway... boutta put my mirrorBALLS all up in her face. Have fun you two!" He walked out and shut the door. "Oh yeah I forgot to mention... I have a boyfriend. But it's okay. We are in an open relationship! He just loves to flaunt his balls." After saying that he just kept going like it was nothing at all. Y/n was so into it that she didn't even care that he had a boyfriend. Maybe y/n can sex Alex Turner too! After 3 hours, 23 minutes, and 5 seconds y/n was so worn out from Damons jumbo jet that they took a break and decided to play some more meep city. Y/n still in her banana costume, and Damon was still butt booty naked. After a short break Damon turned to y/n and said "Again?" y/n nodded "But this time... this time I'm in charge." And started making out right on the cardboard couch.