The Albarn Chronicles

Chapter Nineteen: The Big Breakup

I walked back to the hotel to go see damon. I coudlnt tell him what i did with his former bandmate so i had to act like nothing happened. I cant believe i cheated on him. his poor innocent furry soul couldnt handle it. I walked into the hotel room to see damon still asleep. laying on his side and snoring like this "mimimimimimi" he was just too precious to disturb... i left him a note on the hotel desk saying "im off to go find a lettuce head man. ill be back in 3 hours and 32 ninutes" this was the truth though. i actually was going to look for lettuce head man. The way he called me a spanner reminded me too much of Mint. I just had to find out if it was him or not. forst i went to the lettuce shop and sw no asign if the lettuce man. then i went to the lettuce restaurant. thats it... I saw him at a hbooth eating boiled lettuce!!! i stomped over to him.

"listen up you SOD... I hope you know tha-"

"shhh... be quiet. sit down i have something to tell you" the luttuce man whispered

I nervously sat down...

"you might have known mint... but im lettuce now.. you better watch out. im not afraid to do something bad" he glared at me and continued eating his boiled lettuce.

i was shocked... how could have mint become such an awful person... ill fix them. i know i can.

i stormed out of the restaurant and straight to the hotel. running right into the room to see damon eating a banana peel.. "Listen damon. i dont love you anymore. ive moved on. im sorry. but i ni longer want to see you and your jumbo jet ever again.." i was choking up crying. i felt so bad... but i ddint truly love him.

"no... y/n how could you. after everything we've been through? all of the furry sex we had?? how could you... i havent even gotten to perform my special move on you get... can we please have furry sex one more time..." he said crying on the floor

"sure!" and skipped to the bed
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he undressed me from my secy hot outfit

"you know it would be really awkward if you had sex with my formwr band mate Graham Coxon!" He said giggling

"oh.. uh yeah... that would be ! haha" i couldnt tell if he knew or not. but i didnt want to pay attention to it

Damon got his jumbo jet out and rammed into me. i forgot how hot he was. he drove into me with shear force "Y/n, this is when i perform my special move..." he smirked at me "are you ready?" i nodded my head up and down, biting my lips.

he pulled something from behind him. it was a knife. "I KNOW YOU CHEATED ON ME. I TRUSTED YOU. Y/N YOU'RE A CHEATER" i kicked him off of me, slipped my pants off and ran to the door.

"NO PLEASE I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN TO" i screamed as he started to chase me out of the hotel room and into the hallway. "DAMON PLEASE CAN WE TALK THIS OUT"

"NO YOU FREAK. ARRHHHH" he kept chacing me when all of a sudden i saw someone turn the corner. it was Murdoc Niccals! The owner of the hotel.

"woah woah woah, take it outside you too." murdoc said laughing. all of a sudden a knife pierced murdocs stomach. he gasped, the knife pulled out. and he fell to the floor. i was in shock. i never knew damon would do this.

i ran out of the hotel while damon was stuck dealing with murdoc. i went straight to grahams shop, he sat in there drinking coffee.

"graham i need to hide, damon is chasing me witj a knife. HURRY!" i screamed at him

graham stood up and put me in the backroom to hide while he went back out to the front. i heard someone walk in

"GRAHAM!!!" it was damon "have you seen a girl, like, a girl yk"

"uhm... no. sorry mate, try next door!" graham said "bye now!"

damons voice got serious "i know you're hiding her... ill get you both. watch out, ive got lettuce on my side, you know, the reincarnate of your twin mint? you dont want to mess with them."

i heard him leave the shop and i ran out to graham to hug him.

"dont worry babes, he'll never find us..." he said smiling "shall we fuck"

"yes!" i said and hopped on the counter