Chapter Nine: Eddie Baby

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Y/n and Damon continued to make out on the cardboard couch with Damon's 20 inch boner but they were interrupted again by Alex. "I er was wonderin if I could join in", Alex said smugly. "Of course love, y/n you wouldn't mind would you?" Damon turned to y/n and she barked which meant she was fine with it! Y/n and Damon had a lot of fun with Alex's mirror balls. "Right that was er amazon" Alex said,  "yes that was amazon!!!" Y/n said and Damon agreed.

It was a new day at school, y/n stepped into maths class wearing her beloved blur backpack. "Ello sexy pee pants!" Damon said and y/n blushed as she sat down next to nesko and charlie. "How was PAMONS?!?" nesko asked and y/n said "Nesko it was AMAZON, Damon has a secret mirror balls bf called alex and we had a 3some!!!!". Nesko and chakies eyes lit up and they screamed like anime kids. "Pfft I've actually had a 4some with muddy pink jammer" The emo kid interrupted them. Y/n rolled her eyes turned herself to face Damon. "Class we have someone very exciting who is gonna perform today..." Damon said and welcomed a musty dusty eddie cosplayer onto stage. "H-i-i my name is jax and I'm eddie, *bleughgh*". "I want to sing a song for my eddie baby, *starts singing eddie baby I just saw stecve...*". Damon peed his pants and started crying because he was so blown away by eddies performance.  "Th-ank you everyone for listening to my singing for my lil eddie baby" , the smelly and greasy cosplayer suddenly started doing eddie emotes and made slimy noises and then stood up on the tables. "Bleuighgh" came out of their mouth and then they jumped out a window. Damon cried his eyes out "EDDIE noooo....he could of joined the band" and he was about to jump out the window after eddie but y/n grabbed his arm "Damo it's okay w-e can sing vegan teacher songs instead!". "Oh love I like that idea, the vegan teacher is a big inspiration to me!" Damon chuckled. y/n blushed cutely and stepped closer to Damon and whispered "I'll dress up as her for our next roleplay" and Damon got so turned on he shitted his pants.

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