*sorry for the long wait, im sure everyone who has read this is so upset and sad that no new chapters have been written. fear not molf has returned. (p.s. i dont remember like have of the story so ignore that - moss)
After Graham and y/n had the most hot and steamy sex ever she decided she should try to find damon. y/n realized she was still in love with him and that she already missed their hot furry sex. y/n loved graham and damon. But she couldnt choose between the two. maybe she could talk to damon and convince him to still be in love with her. "well graham i am off to go find my long lost lover(it has been 30 minutes)" he looked happy, he too was in love with damon "go get our man, y/n" y/n smiled and left
as she ran out of grahams coffee shop she could see a trail of lettuce leaves left behind, they led to a dark alley way a little ways up the streat. as she was walking she slipped on a piece of lettuce whilst making the cartoon slip sound effects. and hit her head on the cement. everything went black.
"y/n... y/n wake the fareak up.*growling* *snarling*" she heard something from a distance and my eyes opened wide. all she could see was a big lettuce head person. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGYHHH" she screamed. "listen hear you freakazoid" the lettuce person said. "damon has been hidden away, you'll never find him." y/n gasped "no! i need to talk to him! i didnt mean anything i said! i still love hom! i miss his jumbo jet so so muvh! you dont understand!" lettuce growled at her and hopped up and down like a cat that is scared on all fours "NO. I LOVE HIM. UOU WILL NEVER FIND HIM. HE IS MINE" y/n was so angry she couldnt stand it anymore. she jumped up and also got on all fours and started hissing and growling, than leaped onto lettuce, scratching at their lettuce head. they fought back and started shoving lettuce into y/ns mouth "I BET YOU DDINT EXPECT THAT YOU FREAK!!!!" they screamed but she couldnt scream back because she was choking on lettuce. she kicked her feet up and did a triple backflip and landed like a majestic cat. "you will never steal my lover... ever..." y/n leaned in to whisper something into their lettuce ear... "get pranked" she said and sprinted away from the alley way back to murdoc niccals hotel. not a lot off people know that lettuce people can not run. their bodies simply dont allow it. " ILL GET YOU Y/N. KEEP RUNNING!!! ILL FIND YOU" they screamed.
as y/n was sprinting back to the hotel she slipped on another piece of lettuce and fell back onto the floor, passing out for another time. she woke up in the hotel room, with no one there but herself. atleast she thought...
"hello??" she asked into the emptiness, then heard a reply "psst... y/n its me murdoc!!!" y/n heard the whisper come from the closet. she got up to check the closet and there murdoc was bruised from damons attack. he was shrunken down to a mini sized murdoc. he was about the size of a large green carrot. "what the fuck happened to you?" y/n asked him. "damon shrunk me
:( (sad sad face)" he was crying. (he was sad) y/npicked him up and held him like a baby. rocking him to sleep. and singing him a song she wrote
*sung in a very mellow sad queitvoice *
"i get up when i want:( except on wednesdays:( when i am rudely awaken by the dustmen:( i grab a cup of tea:( put my trousers on:( and think about leavin the ouse:("
soon after she finished her song murdoc grew back to full size and squashed my like an ant. he jumped for joy "YIPPEEEEEE" he screamed. "i mean. grrrrrrr " he ran off and left the room.
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The Albarn Chronicles
FanficY/n is starting at her brand new college as a Blur obsessed gorl. Little does she know a surprise is coming her way. New parts will be added daily. like slayley
