The Albarn Chronicles

Chapter fifteen: The Worst Days

Crowli picked up nope worm off the ground and put him back in his pocket. Now all Crowli had to do was make sure no one could save mint. Mint and nope worm were best friends. But nope worm had a deep deep secret. He was actually a fake! He was yes worm in a disguise. Crowli however, did not know this. Nope worm was hidden somewhere far away. Ever since nope worm was attacked by cumflake, yes worm has replaced him.
After Crowli was sure mint was dead he screamed and cried out in sadness "NAURRRR THEYRE DEAD. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM" everyone rushed to help. They noticed a tattoo on mints arm "in case of a cheeky little death call y/n *imagine a phone number*"Crowli didn't know about this tattoo. But he immediately called y/n pretending it was all a surprise. Y/n picked up the phone. "So sorry but I can't talk right now i'm with my boyf at the moment. *damon meows*" y/n was about to hangup until she heard crowli crying "NO... Y/N ITS MINT... HES DEAD." y/n ,shocked with shock, hungup the phone and immediately got out of her banana costume. She put on her blur shirt grabbed damon by the jumbo jet and ran to pickles and peanut butter fun time (trademark pending)
As damon and y/n arrived at the restaurant they saw an ambulance with a body on a cart. it was mint. she was as dead as a dead person who just died. Y/n expected to be planning a wedding. not a funeral. especially not a funeral for her favorite doctor/street dancer. Y/n looked over at damon who was crying so much he couldnt even stand up. he curled up in a ball crying on the cold wet cement singing R U lonely by his good pal graham coxon. y/n hadn't seen him this sad since the night she woke up from her coma. "Damon... get up please. I cant see you like this..." soon y/n started crying as well. both of them singing R U lonely damon doing vocals and y/n making the sounds of the guitar. they fell asleep in each others arms on the cold wet cement. y/n woke up in a new hotel room. damon probably carried her back home like a true sexy beast. she woke up to see damon crying. rocking back and forth like a baby. this was when y/n was starting to realize... maybe damon wasn't meant for her... maybe she needed someone better... someone new... y/n pushed those thoughts away and started planning the funeral...