This story is so weird idfk but anyways...
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i got a haircut and i look seggsy af but you literally dont give a fuck lmao. Why are men so hot? and im not just talking about 2D men. There are very few hot 3D men and I met one. He makes me wanna-
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🏢but like in a good way?he is so fine and he got a fat ass like when i say he is fine i mean he is SO FINE. he kinda looks like Ushiwaka from Haikyū 😫. I look at him and think "DEAR LORD IM BOUTA BUST" 🤭. Oml but x reader stories are just getting worse these days. (yes im changing the topic bitches 🤪) Like they don't even have storylines anymore its just straight up smut. Its not even good smut like i read that shit infront of my mom with a straight face. I'm just build different 🙄✋. BAHAHABSJWJSBS im playing. people who seriously say they are built different have issues like miss ma'am nobody knows who tf you are you're not special. every woman has a donut hole. Back to what I was talking about- like you cant just post straight up smut and then say you worked hard on it like we know you only took 5 minutes to write that and the real reason it took you 2 weeks to post another chapter is cuz you actually have friends. Its okay bestie just abondon us its fine. People who have in person friends scare me like how do you make conversation while constantly making eye contact id fr die.
If anyone from my school finds this ima kms...because a lot of them know who mr thiccy nicky is 💀💀💀
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HumorBasically just my opinions about random shit and other random things, if you get offended easily don't read this lmao.