Cologne x Glowing Heart... ECCGHAD

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Cologne's pov

I hate Glowing Heart. She thinks it's ok to drop me on my spray nozzle. I get that she apologized. I fully understand it. But everything she does makes me seem bad. Yet she has the audacity to come over here and try to talk to me... can't she tell I want her out of my life? "Hey, Cologne.... hey," she says happily. I refuse to respond to anything she says. I only say something after 30 minutes of her desperately trying to get my attention.

"What do you want?!" I ask in annoyance. "Y-You actually responded," she says in a confused way. "Yeah I did, why's that important?" I ask in confusion. "W-Well I didn't think you'd ever respond..... Cologne I'm still very sorry about dropping you on your spray nozzle.... I just wanna be your friend!" she says in an upset way. "n-" I say before shutting up to think. 

If I say no, she'll be depressed which is great... if I say yes, I can use her.... which of those is the better choice?! I think about that for many minutes... and just when Glowing Heart was about to leave, I shouted out, "Hey wait, where are you going?".  She looked at me confused. "Away from here, I'm clearly bothering you and I don't wanna be doing that," she says normally. "Nah stay, I really don't mind it at all," I say normally. 

"OMG thanks Cologne!" she says happily. Good, I have her right where I want her. "Glowing Heart I was thinking.... do you wanna be my friend? I'd love to be yours!" I say normally. "I-is this a dream also OMG yes!" she says happily. "It's not a dream also, friends help each other through the game right?" I ask in confusion. "Yes they do!" she says happily. "Ok cool," I say normally. "I'll go make an alliance with Diamond and Extension Cord for us!" she says happily. "Y-You really don't hav-" I say but she couldn't hear me. 

Damn it... an alliance... but I'm already in an alliance!! And... Diamond is in the new alliance..... Diamond of all people?! The annoying kazoo playing idiot?! Why must I get stuck with her?! Extension Cord? Diamond's stupid girlfriend? Thank god this alliance is only here for me to get them out! Wait, what did Diamond call the alliance? ECCGHAD?! Or something like that? I better go tell my real alliance about this so they can help me eliminate those 3.

I begin to walk away but before I can even take 3 steps Diamond shouts, "Cologne, where are you going?". "..." I sigh. Looks like I can't tell my real alliance about this after all. I really hope they don't find out about this and think I actually care about those 3. All I have to do is betray these guys and get them out 1 by 1. It shouldn't take too long at all. Glowing Heart needs to get eliminated.

"Cologne you ok?" Extension Cord asks in confusion. "Yea, I'm fine, why?" I ask in confusion. "You weren't responding to us, and we asked you a few things," she says normally. "Oh sorry, what were the things?" I ask in confusion. "What's our plan?" Diamond asks in confusion. "Only one word, win," I say normally. "Hehe, that's 4 words," she says normally. "Shut up Diamond!" I say in annoyance. "You can't tell me what to do, I'm the alliance leader!" she says and giggles. She's getting on my nerves already.

Over the next few days I hung out with my new 'alliance' and I surprisingly became friends with them for real. Sure they can be annoying but they can also be fun to hang out with. After a while of thinking, I decide to tell them. "Guys, I was planning on betraying you... but I don't feel like it anymore," I say normally. Glowing Heart looks like she could cry. "You were gonna betray us?!" she asks while crying. 

"No no no, I was only gonna betray those 2!" I say and point at Extension Cord and Diamond. "Ohhh ok," she says and calms down. A few minutes pass before Diamond says, "Team ECCGHAD for the win!". "That's interesting," I hear Nail Clippers say from a bush. Then she exits the bush and walks away. "Uh oh," I say in annoyance. "What was she doing in my spy on Cologne bush?" Diamond asks in confusion. "Your what?!" I ask in annoyance. "My spy on Cologne bush, a bush for spying on Cologne," she says normally. 

Ugh, what do I say about that?! I guess I'll just explain. "That was my alliance's second in command, under me," I say normally. "You already had an alliance?!" Diamond asks in annoyance. "Yeah but I'm not in that other one anymore," I say normally. "Who's in it?" Diamond asks in annoyance. "Nail Clippers and Black Square," I say normally. I feel really bad for them... they are gonna get out very soon. 

"Guys it's challenge time!" Crayon Box says happily. We do the challenge but I lose focus due to how pretty Glowing Heart is. Because of that, we end up losing. The 4 of us UFE... just the 4 of us. Well, I know whos gonna get out now! "Cologne I'm scared!" Glowing Heart says in fear. "Don't be sweetheart, I already know I'm gonna get out," I say normally before kissing her. She stays in the kiss for a long while. "Y-You like me like that?!" she asks in confusion. "Yep," I say happily. She hugs me and we stay in the hug for a while.

After the hug we go and watch a movie... she gets scared and cuddles with me until she falls asleep. The following day at elimination, I'm nervous that I'll get eliminated... and that's exactly what happens. "C-Cologne, I'll miss you!" Glowing Heart says in an upset way. "Here's my number sweetheart," I say and give her my number. I kiss her once more before I leave the dome. I miss her too. On my way out of the dome, I shoot her a smile. She smiles back at me.

Author's Notes

Hey guys, funny story, I actually wrote this at school and then came and typed it up. 

Anyways bye guys.

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