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Saw's pov
All the chaos in this house has gotten to be too much for me, why do I feel like even living with Blocky would be less chaotic?! You know what, yeah! I bet it would be! I grab a piece of paper and a pen... I'm done here. I write a letter that says,
"Dear Bleh"
"This is Saw speaking, I'm tired of all the 'Taco abandoned us' that happens around here,"
"Book, your behavior is driving us all insane!"
"Ice Cube has tried to kill people twice now, Teardrop moved out to go live with Needle a few weeks ago,"
"You've tried to use me as a weapon twice now, to kill Taco aka my friend!!"
"Lollipop moved to Gelatin's house a week ago, she tried to stay and defend Taco but you got in the way,"
"Gaty was straight-up murdered and Dora starved to death,"
"I don't wanna live with you anymore so you won't be seeing me around here anymore,"
"I'm going to try to live with Blocky because living with him is even more enjoyable than living with you,"
"So Book... goodbye....and Taco... if you are reading this.... feel free to come to visit me from time to time....ok?"
"From Saw,"
There we go, I'll place that right on the living room couch. I carefully sneak out of there, it's nighttime so Book, Taco, and Ice Cube should be asleep right now. I took Book's advice by choosing not to go to Iance's house. I didn't wanna go bother the people who just got 1 of my teammates like a week or two ago.... so I chose Blocky. He lives with some pretty cool people.
You've got the smartest people around... Basketball who seems pretty fun, you've got the smol child Grassy. It's always fun living around children. He'll remind me of a sane version of Icy for a while. I've always wondered how parenting felt? I'm sure Basketball wouldn't mind if I helped take care of Grassy from time to time. I prepare myself before finally walking up to the door and knocking on it.
"Who's there?" Blocky shouts from behind the door. "Uh, um, it's Saw," I say in a shy way. I've never acted this shy before... what's wrong with me?! "Oh, hello Saw, what brings a literal weapon to my door?" he asks in confusion. "Well, the Bleh household finally got too chaotic for me... so I came here to live here," I say normally. "No," Golfball says as she enters the room. "Huh?" I ask in confusion.
"Oh, Book's been trying to drive people crazy, something about killing everyone to show she's the best... I want none of that coming near Blocky," she says normally. "I'm still sane though!" I say in annoyance. "Saw come to Tennis Ball's room," she says and walks over to it. We both enter the room, it looks like my old room but colored differently. "So, does this mean you are letting me stay here?" I ask in confusion. "You can be here alone, for now, I'll come to talk to you from time to time, Tennis Ball will be watching through the security cams in case you try to kill me or turn me insane!" she says normally.
Now that I think about it... the team has kinda been going insane... we found more knives than we honestly should've in Teardrop's room and creepy rituals in Lolli's. Wait... they are insane and went to the other houses to spread it!! Does Golf Ball know about this?! "Golf Ball, I have a question for you," I say normally. I'm no longer feeling shy... weird. "Saw what is it?" she asks in confusion.
"Did you know Lollipop and Teardrop were turned insane?" I ask in confusion. "Oh yea, Grassy was outside playing when Lollipop tried to get him, we kept him in his room alone for a few days to keep him safe and to make sure he wasn't insane, we recently let him out of his room yesterday when a guest came over to play with him," she says normally. "Ok, you know where they are right now.. right?!" I ask in confusion. "Uh, their rooms... why?!" Golf Ball asks in concern.
"Golf Ball.... who was the guest?!" I ask in concern. "Gel-" she says before I interrupt her. "GELATIN... HE'S NOT SAFE!!" I scream and push the door open. "Get back here, I didn't see if you were safe yet!" Golf Ball screams as I rush through the hall. "You'll thank me later Golf Ball!!" I scream and bust down the door at the end of the hall. Book had taught me how to break down doors in the Bleh house.
I told her I'd never do it! "Oh no," I say seeing Grassy in the corner of the room. He held a knife and had a creepy smile. "Grassy, can you put down the knife?" I ask and walk a bit closer to him. I look at his other hand. He's holding orange rubber. Is that Basketball's corpse?! How many people know abo.... oh no. "Oh no, what am I gonna do?!" I say and pick up part of Tennis Ball's corpse from the other side of the room.
Just then Golf Ball runs over crying. "Saw.... you killed Tennis Ball!!" she screams. I look to Grassy who has hidden the knife and walked out. "Golf Ball I didn't do it!" I scream and cry. I run out and into Blocky's room. That's the next place I'd expect Grassy to go! "Blocky, Grassy's been turned insane!" I scream as I break down his door. "Saw, how can I trust you on this? It seems more likely that you're the insane one!" he says normally.
"Even if I am insane, it seems to be like you are already insane... so you'd be immune... you've also learned to control it a little," I say and hug him. "Like you?" he asks in confusion. "Yeah! At least if I'm insane, I know how to control it!" I say normally. "Ok so, if you think I'm immune what danger am I in?" Blocky asks in confusion. I pull a piece of the dead Basketball out of my pocket. "D-Did Grassy do that?" he asks in confusion.
I slowly nod. "He's insane Blocky, the real Grassy is gone!" I scream. Blocky begins crying... I can tell he misses Grassy already. I kiss him. "Huh Saw why'd you kiss me?" he asks in confusion. "Blocky if you and I could be the only somewhat sane people around, don't you think it's time to share our feelings for each other?" I ask in confusion.
"Wait you liked me... for how long?!" Blocky asks in confusion. "A while actually!" I say and kiss him again. "I love you too, I'm sorry for using you as a weapon in episode 1!" he says normally. "It's fine dude!" I say and we walk out into the forest. Then we kiss again.
The end
Author's Notes
I finally finished another oneshot!!
Hope you enjoyed it!!
Bye, my little shopkins!
