cardi c and the ghouls

𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖛 : papa nihil's funeral .

i dont know if this is random asf or not but anyway but i might've spelled some things wrong?

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cardinal was full on zooming on his tricycle just to get to nihil's funeral(i know nihil is a spirit or whatever) each ghoul had to get pilled onto the back because the van was broken and cardinal wanted to remind sister he is still her little cardi..the one that rides triycles.cardinal isnt exactly accepted to mainly anyone there, nihil doesnt care because he isn't a part of the bloodline,primo,secondo and terzo could care less and only sister gives a shit but thats not the point, its the day to just..looks at nihils dead corpse,but his ghost was still gonna be attending?

as cardinal and his ghouls crashed into nihils coffin where uh where ever the fuck its located he saw sister(i'll start saying seestor for this) 3 seats away from nihil's ghost, primo,secondo and terzo just drawing on the corpse's face and the 3 papa's ghouls from the previous era's.."are we at the right place?" aether just said in between bites, yes aether was eating a banana at the funeral. "uh huh..I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO NOT WEAR YOUR ONESIES TO THIS.." everyone around turned around to see cardinal looking dissapointed and full of regret while the ghouls looked like morons in onesies at a funeral. "who the fuck is that guy" primo had no idea nihil kept replacing each papa..and the ghouls. but anyway cardinal took himself and the ghouls to find seats for the nine of them.

*yeah so this starts people talk uh huh*

"he was a complete asshole of a man, i cant believe he kissed other women in front of me..he should be lucky he is a fossil now.." seestor couldnt handle talking about something like that infront of the kids (or uhm old men as well?).

"i dont know this guy, he looks like a ballsack" wise words from primo i guess..he looks like a ballsack could've got him somewhere in life if you ask me but anyway nihils ghost looked dissapointed as fuck already.

"why is some girl mouthing to me,wanna smash.. anyway i fucking hate this"( what would secondo say tbh we should be lucky he even came) yeah so anyway secondo probably wanted to smash someone half the time he just said that..wise.

"WHY DID HE GET HEAD BUT I HAVENT GOT IT ONCE..IM LIKE THE MOST HOTTEST ONE...HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FUCKER SECONDO GET GIRLS... WHY DID NIHIL ALSO GET MY SERVED HEAD...HOW MUCH HEAD DOES THIS GUY NEED..I'M THE FUCKING HOTTEST HOE IN THIS HOUSE NOT HIM." terzo probably got a little emotional but yes, terzo magically came back alive just for this event so uhm good for him.

"i dont even know this guy.he should be lucky his son actually went to get a grammy...i had to ride a tricycle here." ...cardinal didnt even prepare a speech. "can i keep terzos served head next?..no?alright. come on ghouls lets go everyone is looking at me like im about to kill someone...SODO DONT SLAP HIS HEAD" yeah so sodo slapped secondos bald head while he was kissing a girl and uh aether was teaching the other ghouls how to eat a banana whole. but anyway cardinal and his ghouls just walked out without saying goodbye.

the ghouls started to pile on top of each other and when they were done cardinal rode away.he was one with the wind. he is also never seeing seestor,nihils ghost,primo,secondo or terzo ever again after that one small moment he wants to turn into dust and fly away in the wind (maybe mummy dust).