How to Survive the Hunger Games

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1. Hide in a tree and befriend the woodland animals and make them fight for you.

2. Hug your ally then stab them in the back.

3. Stand on the Cornucopia in the 75th Hunger Games arena, scream "Base!" then sing All About That Bass.

4. Run around with a stick and scream, "Avada Kedavra!" So everyone thinks that you're a wizard/witch.

5. Say, "This way to Narnia!" and lock up the rest of the tributes in a wardrobe . Instant win.

6. Run around speaking nonsense so everyone thinks you're crazy and stays away from you.

7. Subtly tell Peeta his fate. "Yeah, man, I see you really love Katniss. You would go crazy for her."

8. Whenever someone tries to steal your stuff, scream "Swiper no swiping!" Tackle them and
run away.

9. Show all the tributes fanfictions about them and totally fangirl over them. "Oh Mi Gosh, you're Cato and Clove! Oh mi gosh, #awesome!" *Throws iPad at them then runs away*

10. Dig a hole in the ground and hide. Then dig your way to China, slowly eating worms for food.

11. Get all the mockingjays to sing a really annoying song to drive all the tributes crazy.*Cause I'm Happy!*

12. Throw a dance party. With poisoned juice. And out of date cake. And play "Pin The Knife In The Tribute."

13. Grow a garden of poisonous plants and berries. Then make a salad and leave it out for any hungry tributes.*Evil Laugh*

14. Set everything on fire!!!!!

15. Tell Katniss,"Your sister Prim is the bomb." Cue evil grin.

16. Set yourself on fire and run around screaming,"This Girl Is on Fire!!!"

17. Narrate everything the Career does while your ally does back up music!
"Oh mi gosh, the Career's just got their supplies burned!"
*Ally begins to sing 'Pompeii'*

18. Everytime Katniss and Peeta kiss, scream "Get a room!"

19. Climb in a tree. Every Time a tribute stands in front of it, pop up upside with a creepy grin on your face.

20. Make scratching sounds outside other tributes' camping areas.